Laura Appreciation thread

[dreaming neon darkspot]

aww

*needs to think of new "naked with books" poses*

 

[Captain Beard]

How about, book over kneecaps?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

she's naked with books?

 

[Captain Beard]

You're not?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

not at the moment.

...


there, now i am.

 

[Captain Beard]

Now go sit on the couch.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

*disappears into a vortex*

 

[Captain Beard]

You got sucked into the rape shed? That has to be traumatizing.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i can take 'em

 

[Captain Beard]

Once you're in the shed, there is no "can," hon. It's "will." Come around to the window when you're done, I have some liquid band-aid and pain relievers ready.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

bah, that shit's for wimps

 

[Captain Beard]

They need the workout anyway... all the women they rape lately are too wimpy and never fight back. Make them earn it!

 

[Morganna]

I love Laura too!!! <3!

 

[El Stormo]

aww

*needs to think of new "naked without books" poses*

Fixed that for you, lass

 

[Dead_Lioness]

I touched Laura's butt!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

(and it was awesome)

 

[Lunar Still]

I watched Laura get hit on the butt with a Bible!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

that was not awesome

 

[Dead_Lioness]

but Laura's butt- is indeed awesome.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

butt of course