ledmag, hope you're OK, I heard/read
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lizard
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it doesn't bother me...but it bothers alot of people. there's a reason they don't come right out and tell you its intestines, hence the "camoflage" name of "natural casings."
I mean, Scottish people eat haggis (sheeps brains), and while it isn't my favorite, I've had blutwurst...
I mean, Scottish people eat haggis (sheeps brains), and while it isn't my favorite, I've had blutwurst...
Nevermorian
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I think Haggis is far more than just sheep brains. It' sthe stomage of a sheep filled with it's guts, as far as I know.
lizard
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you are right,,,but so far here in America we have not been introduced to McHaggis
Haggis
1 sheep's paunch
heart, lung and liver of sheep
salt
white pepper
hot red pepper (cayenne preferred)
1 pound beef suet
1/8 tsp. nutmeg (or less to taste)
2 onions, chopped
6 oz. oatmeal, toasted
3/4 pint beef stock
Clean the paunch thoroughly and then turn it inside out.
Boil the lung, liver and heart until tender. While you are doing this, put the windpipe over the edge of the pot, draining into another receptacle. Chop the meat extremely fine; grate the liver. Mix the meats with the spices, onions, suet and oatmeal. Mix in the stock and then stuff into the paunch.
NOTE: the oatmeal will enlarge as it absorbs the liquid, so leave extra room. Sew the paunch up and then prick it with a needle. Boil in water for 3 hours.
To reheat, wrap in foil and bake in the over for around 2 hours; since it paunch could break, this will save the filling!
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ledmag
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lizard
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fucking possums! I went out to my car the other morning to go to work, it was still dark. a damn possum was under my car and ran out, right over my foot, scared the piss out of me!!! fucking possums!
ledmag
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yeah man, i saw 2 possums come crawling out of a dead cows ass one time. SHit i said. It made me sick. The little sneaky fuckers, they eat their way into the dead carcasses from the asshole. SIck shit, Im sure the meat is good cooked, but i just cant do it.
Have you ever ate a raccon? Good fucking stuff. The best thing about ground hog day is shooting the little bastard as he sticks his head out of the hole, then eating him. I love those little creatures. Tasty stuff i say.
How is life in the land of the Buckeye pal? SPeaking of buckeys, the oldtimers say if you suffer from hemroids(spell), you cna take a buck eye and stick it in your pocket, and as long as you have it there, your ass will not give you trouble hahahha. No shit dude. I know fuckers who suffer from the problem, and they say when they haev their buckeye, they haev zero trouble.
WHat a convo to have, hahahahhahha.
Have you ever ate a raccon? Good fucking stuff. The best thing about ground hog day is shooting the little bastard as he sticks his head out of the hole, then eating him. I love those little creatures. Tasty stuff i say.
How is life in the land of the Buckeye pal? SPeaking of buckeys, the oldtimers say if you suffer from hemroids(spell), you cna take a buck eye and stick it in your pocket, and as long as you have it there, your ass will not give you trouble hahahha. No shit dude. I know fuckers who suffer from the problem, and they say when they haev their buckeye, they haev zero trouble.
WHat a convo to have, hahahahhahha.
lizard
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yeah I've heard some of those tales about the "magic" buckeye doing this and that but hey, I'm not from ohio I only live here, don't much believe that shit. what if it started sprouting in your pocket?? but if my prostate ever starts acting up maybe I'll give it a try, going for a prostate exam is probably as bad as having a possum up your ass although thankfully I don't know 
speaking of invasive exams, I had a friend who just finished anaffair with this chick, he found out she was sleeping with all kinds of guys...he figured he better go get checked out for all the bad shit diseases. he said the nurse had the q-tip and was holding his dick, and she said, okay, you ready? then rammed it in!!! he said if ass cheeks could climb walls his would have!
good incentive to stay faithful, you ask me.
expecting snow in the next day or so. that's when all the halfwits start sliding all over the fucking road like they've never seen snow before
speaking of invasive exams, I had a friend who just finished anaffair with this chick, he found out she was sleeping with all kinds of guys...he figured he better go get checked out for all the bad shit diseases. he said the nurse had the q-tip and was holding his dick, and she said, okay, you ready? then rammed it in!!! he said if ass cheeks could climb walls his would have!
good incentive to stay faithful, you ask me.
expecting snow in the next day or so. that's when all the halfwits start sliding all over the fucking road like they've never seen snow before
ledmag
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we are looking for snow showers as well.
The way i take it, the buck eye actually has something in it, that when its in your pocket, it soakes threw the skin and gets in your system. Im tellin ya, the guys i know, they say it really works. ANd it seems not to be pshycological either, cause teh dudes i know, they didnt think it would work.....who knows.
Yeah, i would say thats reason enough to stay faithfull.
I wouldnt blame you if you were from Ohio dude.....HAHAHAHHA really, nothing wrong with being from anywhere if you ask me.
The way i take it, the buck eye actually has something in it, that when its in your pocket, it soakes threw the skin and gets in your system. Im tellin ya, the guys i know, they say it really works. ANd it seems not to be pshycological either, cause teh dudes i know, they didnt think it would work.....who knows.
Yeah, i would say thats reason enough to stay faithfull.
I wouldnt blame you if you were from Ohio dude.....HAHAHAHHA really, nothing wrong with being from anywhere if you ask me.
lizard
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hey led, you ever hire a douser, one of those dudes who finds water underground with a forked stick? my uncle in New hampshire hired one to search in the back of his fields and I didn't believe it would work, but sure as shit he pointed out where to drill and it the water was right there!
I tried it myself and the stick sure as shit turns down in your hand when you are over water. I would not have still believed it until I felt it.
one of those old arts that turns out to be real.
I tried it myself and the stick sure as shit turns down in your hand when you are over water. I would not have still believed it until I felt it.
one of those old arts that turns out to be real.
ledmag
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yeah man, my dad finds water all the fuckin time for ppl. He does it for free. It does not work for everyone. Dude, the bark will peel off that stick, and it will bend like fuck. And its obviouse he isnt doing the bending. It does not work for me, or the middle bro, but it works for our little brother.
Its strange.
You can also determine how many ft down to drill. Dad starts counting the steps from the point the stick begins to bend. The very point that he forst feels the stick to draw down. There is a number you multiply with the steps. It really works. He has never been wrong. He is only 50 BTW. ANd a he tried it for the first time around 20 yrs ago. It is very strange.
We call it water witching.
Its strange.
You can also determine how many ft down to drill. Dad starts counting the steps from the point the stick begins to bend. The very point that he forst feels the stick to draw down. There is a number you multiply with the steps. It really works. He has never been wrong. He is only 50 BTW. ANd a he tried it for the first time around 20 yrs ago. It is very strange.
We call it water witching.
