I am here to tell you of the beliefs of the Lemon cult.
Earth is a lie, we are not true earthlings! We were sent here from Venus because they do not believe us sane. That's right, the Venusians are using Earth as a mental institutian! The Lemon Cult does not want to be held back by these restrictions, so we are going back to Venus!
Only the true believers will be able to come back with us. The rest will be smitten by our great armies! So let the Lemon Cult embrace you and you will be spared.
These armies will be ducks with rocket launchers and flamethrows. You may think it impossible but I, Bathorius (Head proselytizer and assistant duck trainer), and Snoopers (Duck trainer) have a secret method that only true members of the Lemon Cult can know.
You will recognize members by the sparkly hearts next to their left eye, symbolizing the desire for our hearts to be free and sparkly.
Free yourself from the restrictions of the Venusian mental institution! Join the Lemon Cult, and help save yourself and the rest of the believers! For more information contact me (Bathorius), Snoopers, Felipa, or even our glorious leader Mubutu!
All hail Mubutu!
Earth is a lie, we are not true earthlings! We were sent here from Venus because they do not believe us sane. That's right, the Venusians are using Earth as a mental institutian! The Lemon Cult does not want to be held back by these restrictions, so we are going back to Venus!
Only the true believers will be able to come back with us. The rest will be smitten by our great armies! So let the Lemon Cult embrace you and you will be spared.
These armies will be ducks with rocket launchers and flamethrows. You may think it impossible but I, Bathorius (Head proselytizer and assistant duck trainer), and Snoopers (Duck trainer) have a secret method that only true members of the Lemon Cult can know.
You will recognize members by the sparkly hearts next to their left eye, symbolizing the desire for our hearts to be free and sparkly.
Free yourself from the restrictions of the Venusian mental institution! Join the Lemon Cult, and help save yourself and the rest of the believers! For more information contact me (Bathorius), Snoopers, Felipa, or even our glorious leader Mubutu!
All hail Mubutu!
