let me introduc ece you to drunk gums

[Gums]

jo hi guys i'm drunk and i just wanted to let you know yhou sguys rule and if you eve rdrunk call me up i'm the drninking man i'll help you out you know it boys and girls pulus mi'm looking good just aks neal and hey wtf i'm good k guys 2 guirls in this room byuy

 

[Gums]

[hi gums i'm also drunk wtgf hi everythione is tgalking to yuo on msn and saying sihit but you rule too bye'

 

[Gums]

well ther e is one hot chikc her ebut the other hot one is talking to some other guy luckily i already fucked around with her although she dienid me pants access too mbad sucker s i won them all and i wiill get some too bad bithces

 

[Gums]

we;; tje apther girl told me to tak eoff my cowboy hat cause it looked bad but i was like fuck you i like my cowboy hat bightc cso i wore it even though a band memeber wore the strapo around heis new boald head while he played

 

[rahvin]

oh good god, gumsy...

sorry for the trouble people. this is ours, i'll take it back.
*drags gums out of the room and grabs a bucket*

 

[Gums]

jeu rahvin what ar eyou doing her e do you think syou're some member of skyfire or soemthing lnice try maybe niext year byuddy :hotjump:

 

[rahvin]

*makes soothing noises in gums' general direction*
it's all ok, don't worry. i know about the cowboy hat and the girl.

 

[Gums]

fuck man i jujst nee d some friends to talk to but whateve ri'm too drunk and your the cloestest thing i'm got so yeah
i'm content iwht that

 

[rahvin]

wow, that was compliment if i've ever heard one.

 

[Gums]

stujust send me to hlell on a boat

 

[Gadlor]

Gums, you are the best ever.

 

[ShadowOfFire]

Sweet fucking jesus.......

 

[froosch]

Gums, you should get drunk more often Watch out for the hangover, dude, it's gonna be record-breaking.

 

[BellaNoche]

hmmm....

 

[Final_Vision]

only a drunk and puking Gums would summon Rahvin from the deepest reaches of the DT forum to our cozy Skyfire forum

(P.S: I think Gums is drunk)

 

[rahvin]

very enticing, f_v: to save the life of alcoholic um users, i rise like a demon from the gaping jaws of hellfire, or something to that extent.

 

[BellaNoche]

i wonder how he is doing

 

[Final_Vision]

very enticing, f_v: to save the life of alcoholic um users, i rise like a demon from the gaping jaws of hellfire, or something to that extent.

wouldn't you want to be something more heroic? Demons and hellfire arent what I'd want to save me

 

[Gums]

Hey people! I had an earthshattering hangover like no other , i can tell ya that much. So, to celebrate, I am gonna get drunk again tonight! I'm funnelling beers this time, so prepare for the worst.
drinktime for gums
you guys are numero uno

 

[Final_Vision]

*prepares the mop and bucket....and popcorn*