Let's Fight in the Darkness of Hell! (favorite song titles)

Hammer of Might

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A light-hearted thread to share some of your favourite track titles, whether because they are loveably terrible (Let's Fight in the Darkness of Hell) or because they are just totally awesome (Beyond the Realms of Death).

Commence!
 
Celtic Frost:

Dethroned Emperor
The Usurper
Jewel Throne
Into The Crypt Of Rays
Procreation (Of The Wicked)
Morbid Tales
Necromantical Screams
Circle Of The Tyrants
Eternal Summer
Visions Of Mortality
Fainted Eyes
(Beyond The) North Winds
Visual Aggression
Suicidal Winds
Innocence And Wrath
Return To The Eve
Danse Macabre
Nocturnal Fear
Tears In A Prophet's Dream
Dawn Of Megiddo
 
The song title that made me realize how sorely unmetal my life had been up to that point: "Hardening of the Arteries" - Slayer
 
Amon Amarth - Metal Wrath
Krisiun - Vicious Wrath
Emperor - Wrath of the Tyrant
Aeternus - Wrath of the Warlord
Iron Maiden - Wrathchild
Setherial - The Sign of Wrath Awakened
 
i likes these...

The Meads Of Asphodel - On Graven Images I Glide Beyond the Monstrous Gates of Pandemonium to Face the Baptized Warriors of Yahweh in the Skull Littered Plain of Esdraelon

Trollheims Grott - Amanita Virosa

Thyrfing - From Wilderness Came Death

Nattefrost - Sluts Of Hell

Impaled Nazarene - Hardboiled and Still Hellbound

Bathory - Death and Ressurection Of a Northern Son

Amon Amarth - An Ancient Sign Of Coming Storm

Korpiklaani - Beer! Beer!

amongst others.

i do not likes...

Cryptopsy - In the Kingdom Where Everything Dies, the Sky Is Mortal

amongst others.
 
Coolest track titles from my collection:

Anaal Nathrakh - Pandemonic Hyperblast
Arcturus - The Chaos Path
Behemoth - The Alchemist's Dream
Bolt Thrower - Destructive Infinity
Borknagar - Rivalry of Phantoms
Carcass - Symposium of Sickness
Celtic Frost - Circle of the Tyrants
Dark Tranquillity - Midway Through Infinity
Dark Tranquillity - Scythe, Rage, and Roses
Darkthrone - Crossing the Triangle of Flames
Decapitated - Spheres of Madness
Dimmu Borgir - Kings of the Carnival Creation
Emperor - Ensorcelled by Khaos
Emperor - Cosmic Keys to My Creations and Times
Hypocrisy - Elastic Inverted Visions
In Flames - Artifacts of the Black Rain
The Kovenant - Mirror's Paradise
Metallica - Ride the Lightning
Opeth - Moonlapse Vertigo
Slayer - Altar of Sacrifice
Suffocation - Liege of Inveracity
Zyklon - Chaos Deathcult
Zyklon - Transcendental War: Battle Between Gods
 
Pain of Salvation - Plains of Dawn
Pain of Salvation - Spirit of the Land
Pain of Salvation - Timeweaver's Tale
Pain of Salvation - Morning On Earth
Pain of Salvation - Song For The Innocent
Pain of Salvation - Dryad of the Woods
Pain of Salvation - Waking Every God


Agalloch - She Painted Fire Across The Skyline
Agalloch - Hallways of Enchanted Ebony
Agalloch - As Embers Dress The Sky
Agalloch - A Celebration for the Death Of Man
Agalloch - You Were But A Ghost In My Arms
Agalloch - ...and the Great Cold Death of the Earth
Agalloch - This White Mountain On Which You Will Die

Belenos - Mort Divine

...and Oceans - The Black Vagabond and the Swan of Two Heads
...and Oceans - Aquarium Of Children - Ajatusten Merenpinta
...and Oceans - Äcid Sex And Marble Teeth (You-phoria)
...and Oceans - Mechanic Hippie
...and Oceans - Catharsis: End Of Organisms: Absolute Purification Of Sins
...and Oceans - Silhouette: In White Rooms: Vacant Bodies

and a major :lol: one

Phlebotomized - I Lost My Cookies In Disco
 
Manowar- Pleasure Slave (ok pretty much any Manowar song has a funny name)
Cat Rapes Dog- Moosehair Underwear (what a name for a band, and what a name for a song/album!) :D