Let's not forget Farah Fawcett died too...

[EricT]

HAHA just kidding...


MICHAEL JACKSON

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i'm just glad i don't care about either of them.

or ed mcmahon

 

[Dead Winter]

Farah Fawcett died of ANAL cancer.

As if just regular old lung or breast cancer wasn't bad enough, now everyone's gonna remember you died of asshole cancer.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

if only it had killed sharon osbourne, too...

 

[Shpongled]

Anal cancer would have been way more fitting for MJ. Maybe that would have made TOO much sense.

 

[Godhead59]

Farah Fawcett died of ANAL cancer.

As if just regular old lung or breast cancer wasn't bad enough, now everyone's gonna remember you died of asshole cancer.

 

[EricT]

Farah Fawcett died of ANAL cancer.

As if just regular old lung or breast cancer wasn't bad enough, now everyone's gonna remember you died of asshole cancer.

I can only hope to go out with asshole cancer; in public.

I want shit flying out of my cancerous asshole in the middle of times square. Blood, puss, and cancery shit just spraying all over everybody. And then... silence.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Anal cancer would have been way more fitting for MJ. Maybe that would have made TOO much sense.

no, it would've made too much sense if he died of cock cancer and then some little boy in his care died of asshole cancer

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

what about patrick swayze?!?

this is just overwhelming... overwhelmingly AWESOME.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

what about patrick swayze?!?.

He's the last salamander.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

that one dude: PANCREATIC CANCER!
everyone else in the audience: BOO!!

"This... is your dad."

sleepytime ftw.

 

[El Stormo]

Bummer, Jacko. And Farrah.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

I wish Sarah Palin would die.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

seriously.

 

[Dead Winter]

Oh man, that's so true. Talk about someone who serves absolutely no purpose on this planet.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

or those kids on The Hills... or the OC... or One Tree Hill... or Grays Anatomy... or all sitcoms... damn. more celebrities just need to die.

 

[derek]

I hold to this notion also.

Sarah Palin and the fact she was a Vice-Presidential Nominee makes me feel seriously fucking queasy. Objective eyes can observe she's not all that smart, morally conflicted and something of a bitch. She can go. Get every useless celebrity and vacuous bastard into one room and have them decimate themselves in rounds until only two of them are left desperately clubbing at each others caving skulls.

Us cool folks, after rounding up the vacant and the pointless, can have an orgy next door.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

exactly!

 

[derek]

Yep, and YOU'RE first.