Let's start a cave troll club!

[Captain Beard]

Some of us spend their free time sitting in their PC rooms and not leaving unless it involves chores, food, and bathroom duties. I vote we start a club, as brought up by BlackWaterNymph.

Better yet, we all move into a REAL cave, and troll message boards. Then we're Authentic Cave Trolls(tm)

What do you think?

 

[Kiss The Void]

*joins*

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

I call dibs on the darkest, dankest cave in the trolldom. And dibs on David for his cake making abilities.

 

[Malergion]

*too lazy to join*

 

[E-bortion]

There's always that bitter troll no one likes in each group, so I'll assume that position.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

There's always that bitter troll no one likes in each group, so I'll assume that position.

Yeah, like how there was the ONE girl smurf, you know the slut was getting gangbanged every night..... *looks around*.


Oh.

 

[Kiss The Void]

dasr

 

[Captain Beard]

The only other requirement is that said cave has room for my CDs.

 

[Kiss The Void]

most caves could fit your CDs

 

[Malergion]

Yeah, like how there was the ONE girl smurf, you know the slut was getting gangbanged every night..... *looks around*.


Oh.

Don't get me started on cartoon sex...I've already got a thing for the blue fox chick from Starfox Adventure. My obsession with Smurfette could turn into something far, far more creepy.

 

[Captain Beard]

Hey, we all like said fox. <_< *runs*

 

[Kiss The Void]

id bone jessica rabbit

 

[Malergion]

id bone jessica rabbit

Yes, but she looks human.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

The only other requirement is that said cave has room for my CDs.

BAFFERY! :Spin:


I need internet access in my cave, as well as a large supply of diet coke, and ample room for girl items. Yes you need makeup and lotion in caves. Also, I will be kidnapping Mike Patton and George Carlin for entertainment purposes. Please delete this post in 30 days so they won't catch on.

 

[Malergion]

BAFFERY! :Spin:


I need internet access in my cave, as well as a large supply of diet coke, and ample room for girl items. Yes you need makeup and lotion in caves. Also, I will be kidnapping Mike Patton and George Carlin for entertainment purposes. Please delete this post in 30 days so they won't catch on.

Use Mike Patton to kidnap George Carlin!

 

[Captain Beard]

Carlin is good by me.

 

[Malergion]

We need at least one person wearing a motley and carrying an electric lute.

 

[Captain Beard]

Well, that would be Acie. I'm hoping to get Cara and Derick to join.

 

[Malergion]

If they don't join, we'll have to chase them in and force them, like real Trolls should.

 

[Captain Beard]

Exactly.