Let's start a cave troll club!

[MajestikMøøse]

what can he do with cameras? Edit pictures?

 

[Captain Beard]

*zing*

 

[Malergion]

He might put himself in pictures of our cave, then trick us when we're drunk.

 

[Captain Beard]

Or try to invite e-poon over.

Not in the internet girlfriend sense, but he seriously is e-pimping with like 5 girls.

 

[Malergion]

Yeah, it's amazing he's not scored yet.

 

[Captain Beard]

Probably because the smell the bullshit all the way from the bay area and Utah.

 

[Captain Beard]

Or he's afraid to end the game.

 

[Malergion]

Or he's just a sad, sad, lonely man.

 

[Captain Beard]

But he has all these underage and psycho friends! You know they'd sit on his dick.

 

[Malergion]

Maybe he figures if they're hallucinating they can't testify for 1 count of statutory rape.

 

[Malergion]

But that's assuming he even scores in the first place.
A hypothetical situation like.

 

[Captain Beard]

I think his penis will never see anything but his hand, unless he pays for sex.

 

[Malergion]

HIs hand or your camera.

 

[Captain Beard]

Fuck you.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

But what about the sex? I assume you'll all need wolves, and one blue anthropomorphic fox. Ok, just wolves. Unless Samantha IS the lady smurf.

Release the hounds! However, random sex would be fun only to play who's my baby daddy, Russian Roulette style. 9 months later, see if the baby has a jewfro, a random beard, or says "eh?" a lot. Damn Canadians.

 

[Captain Beard]

Interesting point. I vote we than eat the kid to save costs.

 

[Malergion]

In the case he has all three, the babydaddy is probably from Pakistan.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

In the case he has all three, the babydaddy is probably from Pakistan.

At least we'll get free Slurpees out of the kid.

 

[Captain Beard]

Maybe we can train him to play guitar, and he can join Mezarkabul/Pentagram.

 

[Malergion]

Only if he runs a troll friendly establishment.