Let's start a cave troll club!

[Malergion]

Or maybe you're all mediocre and I'm Billy Milano.

 

[Captain Beard]

Har... you'd not be popular in these parts.

 

[Malergion]

Of oourse I would. I declare myself popular. I am King Billy and you are all child molesters.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

i'll be the one that smears poo into pictures on the cave walls

 

[Malergion]

Go Cara! It's extra smelly troll poo, too.

 

[Captain Beard]

Derick can pirate our music.

oh, we need a pirate ship with wheels so we can go pilliage and sing our troll songs as we sail the forests.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

*dances*

 

[Malergion]

By wheels you mean christian slaves, right?

 

[Captain Beard]

Yes.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Men endelig fikk jeg øye på stakkar'n
Jeg hevet min knyttede neve
Og skrek:
"Svake kristne!
Dø i natt!
Jeg skal flerre din sjel i to!"

 

[Malergion]

Wondeful.
Gets the "extra cruel" whip.

 

[Captain Beard]

Thank you for those words of inspriation, Matt.

And yes, the whip needs extra barbs.

 

[Malergion]

Men endelig fikk jeg øye på stakkar'n
>men fuck and jig stark naked

Jeg hevet min knyttede neve
>have at the keg, my little knave!

Og skrek:
>Aw shit!

"Svake kristne!
>Spank Kristine!

Dø i natt!
>Do what now?

Jeg skal flerre din sjel i to!"
>do the skull jig and flash everybody too.

 

[Captain Beard]

Of course, keg parties are a must, but nary it be cheap american beer.

 

[Chromatose]

so we'd eat goats, right?

 

[Dead_Lioness]

ferrets, I say we should eat ferrets.



wait, Can I be that one troll that will stay at home and still enjoy the city life?
thanks.

 

[E-bortion]

Release the hounds! However, random sex would be fun only to play who's my baby daddy, Russian Roulette style. 9 months later, see if the baby has a jewfro, a random beard, or says "eh?" a lot. Damn Canadians.

What if, by chance, he's very, very angry all of the time, drinks a lot, and has a thing for feces.

 

[Chromatose]

ferrets, I say we should eat ferrets.

oh, my bad.

I'm thinking of "Bridge Trolls"

 

[Dead_Lioness]

oh, my bad.

I'm thinking of "Bridge Trolls"

NEXT TIME, don't get it wrong ok????
stick to the program, you quid humper you!




ok, carry on.

 

[Chromatose]

Well then I am starting a gang of ZOMBIE BRIDGE TROLLS

have at ye, cave trolls!


the brains of the billy goats shall be ours!