Let's start a cave troll club!

Malergion · Apr 11, 2005

Random Beard said:
Maybe we can train him to play guitar, and he can join Mezarkabul/Pentagram.

That be Turkey, nigga.

Captain Beard · Apr 11, 2005

Of course, or we'd have to raid it and sing songs about it.

Malergion · Apr 11, 2005

We could do it anyway, and have an extra dirge lamenting the betrayal of the fathers.

Captain Beard · Apr 11, 2005

True, it would make for a good slow long.

Captain Beard · Apr 11, 2005

We need to consider cave decor. Satanistic stuff, odinistic stuff? or a nice mix of both and some extra flare to balance it all out?

ScientistOfDarkness · Apr 11, 2005

What shall we name this troll child?

*thinks of the movies Troll I and Troll II and the singing mushroom*

Captain Beard · Apr 11, 2005

Greotin?
Miskvaal?
Anderk?

Ideas... ideas.

Malergion · Apr 11, 2005

It has to be something sounding like flatulence.
How about Ugblatt?

Captain Beard · Apr 11, 2005

Ooo, close.

Malergion · Apr 11, 2005

Ugblafft?

Captain Beard · Apr 11, 2005

Perfect.

ScientistOfDarkness · Apr 11, 2005

Malergion said:
It has to be something sounding like flatulence.
How about Ugblatt?

Tchort. Junior. TJ.

Captain Beard · Apr 11, 2005

That can be his middle names.

MajestikMøøse · Apr 11, 2005

ok. this thread sucks now.

Captain Beard · Apr 11, 2005

Then make suggestions faghat.

Captain Beard · Apr 11, 2005

Like maybe what we'd do?

Malergion · Apr 11, 2005

This thread sucked from the moment it was started, which makes it ten times more awesome.

Captain Beard · Apr 11, 2005

Such is the way on the Neverboard.

Malergion · Apr 11, 2005

It must be because I've made a personal record amount of posts, and I usually say nothing.

Captain Beard · Apr 11, 2005

Possible. Or maybe the standards are normally so low our mediocrity makes us gods.