"Doesn't Will have a bumper sticker about how Lincoln didn't like Christians? Well Lincoln got shot!"
- my mom
- my mom
Lincoln got shot because he was an atheist.
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Squid pro quo
DreamNeonBlack
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Squid pro quo
i seriously don't know.
the other day, my mom and i are taking the dog for a walk down the street and we pass this church right next to our neighborhood and i guess i made a comment like "let's got walk down by the church" or something and my mom jokingly responds "no, you can't burn it!" which makes me think "hey, maybe the fresh air and sunshine is curing her crazy."
today, she was insisting that i have a calender in my room. she brings me one that's got pictures from the olympics or something, i say i don't care about the olympics and she says she has one about old churches. i tell her "i'll take that one. it probobly has some really pretty old churchs in it." i'm looking through it and i bring up the comment from the walk the other day, amused. and she FLIPS OUT. "I would never say anything like that! I don't have that sick sense of humor, it must've been Will or one of your friends that said that, i'd never say anything about burning churches or hurting people!" etc. and then she makes the comment about Lincoln and then brings up when Will was talking about Varg from Burzum being in jail for killing that gay guy.
the other day, my mom and i are taking the dog for a walk down the street and we pass this church right next to our neighborhood and i guess i made a comment like "let's got walk down by the church" or something and my mom jokingly responds "no, you can't burn it!" which makes me think "hey, maybe the fresh air and sunshine is curing her crazy."
today, she was insisting that i have a calender in my room. she brings me one that's got pictures from the olympics or something, i say i don't care about the olympics and she says she has one about old churches. i tell her "i'll take that one. it probobly has some really pretty old churchs in it." i'm looking through it and i bring up the comment from the walk the other day, amused. and she FLIPS OUT. "I would never say anything like that! I don't have that sick sense of humor, it must've been Will or one of your friends that said that, i'd never say anything about burning churches or hurting people!" etc. and then she makes the comment about Lincoln and then brings up when Will was talking about Varg from Burzum being in jail for killing that gay guy.
reese_apoc
May the HORNS be with you
neal
wizard in black
Varg didnt stab the homo, it was Faust! i mean, i guess Varg kinda tried to imply that Euronomous was gay after he killed him, but i dont know how many people were buying that.
Will Bozarth
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neal
wizard in black
i thought jon just killed some immigrant guy? the emperor drummer dude faust is the one that took the flamer to the forest and stabbed him a bunch.
Will Bozarth
Everlasting Godstopper
nah. the guy that Jon killed was a gay dude... wasn't why he was killed, though
Varg killed Euronymous over some underage chick
Varg killed Euronymous over some underage chick
Lunar Still
Doodle drawrer
Will Bozarth
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neal
wizard in black
stefan86
invariably off-topic
Will Bozarth
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Lunar Still
Doodle drawrer
Will Bozarth
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Lord Foul
I don't spank men
Will Bozarth
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ahahaha so here's a story about my psychotic little sister.
yesterday, my mom was going to clean this old lady's house. the old lady called my house and asked for my mom, i told her she wasn't there, she asked if i could call my mom and tell her to pick some stuff up for her. while we're talking, the lady says "You have a very nice speaking voice, dear." I thank her for the compliment, call my mom, that's that.
today, i get home from the gym and my mom and sister are fighting because my little sister wants to hang out with her friend tonight instead of working someones' hours at her job. (it's summer, my sister has a part-time job, and her friend just quit her job, yet my sister treats it like it's the last chance she'll have to hang out with this girl). my sister's yelling at my mom, my mom's yelling at my sister, they're going into the "fight about shit from a month ago" mode, my sister says she hates us all and can't wait to move out. and then, i guess trying to change the subject, my mom says "Laura, Miss Jean called me yesterday and mentioned that you have a very sweet voice." my sister cuts in with "She said i'm sweet, too! I'm sweeter than Laura!" I mutter "You're a psycho" and go upstairs.
so i'm up here and i hear them continuing to fight, i guess my mom must've told my sister that i called her a psycho (demonstrating how she doesn't want us to call each other names, i suppose) and my sister screams up the stairs "I'M NOT A PSYCHO! YOU'RE A PSYCHO!!"
yeah... the psychosis levels in my house are off the charts.
yesterday, my mom was going to clean this old lady's house. the old lady called my house and asked for my mom, i told her she wasn't there, she asked if i could call my mom and tell her to pick some stuff up for her. while we're talking, the lady says "You have a very nice speaking voice, dear." I thank her for the compliment, call my mom, that's that.
today, i get home from the gym and my mom and sister are fighting because my little sister wants to hang out with her friend tonight instead of working someones' hours at her job. (it's summer, my sister has a part-time job, and her friend just quit her job, yet my sister treats it like it's the last chance she'll have to hang out with this girl). my sister's yelling at my mom, my mom's yelling at my sister, they're going into the "fight about shit from a month ago" mode, my sister says she hates us all and can't wait to move out. and then, i guess trying to change the subject, my mom says "Laura, Miss Jean called me yesterday and mentioned that you have a very sweet voice." my sister cuts in with "She said i'm sweet, too! I'm sweeter than Laura!" I mutter "You're a psycho" and go upstairs.
so i'm up here and i hear them continuing to fight, i guess my mom must've told my sister that i called her a psycho (demonstrating how she doesn't want us to call each other names, i suppose) and my sister screams up the stairs "I'M NOT A PSYCHO! YOU'RE A PSYCHO!!"
yeah... the psychosis levels in my house are off the charts.
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