Lizard's Badass Blaxploitation Big Pimpin' Weekend

[lizard]

so my wife's friend sells her a 1983 Mercury Grand Marquis

for $100...very little rust, engine sounds whisper quiet, we charged up the battery and we were good to go...cruised around burning up the old tank of gas because it had been sitting for six months, the TOTAL envy of ho's and playas! I haven't driven a car this big for years!

 

[City]

you need da bling bling to go with a dope ass car like that. yo.

 

[lizard]

I tied a large alarm clock around my neck in an effort to emulate Flava Flav.

 

[xfer]

my roommate has this gigantic Caddy he bought for like three hundred bucks from some old guy in Savannah. drove it up here and promptly got it towed because he'd never taken off the old coot's plates when the guy cancelled them.