Look what I made!

[FalseTodd]

My very own distortion pedal.
Here's what it sounds like, please excuse the out of tune guitar and low-quality shredding:

Test

 

[xfer]

whoa...that's wicked cool. you need to name the pedal something really METAL.

 

[FalseTodd]

I got it....METAL ZONE!

 

[xfer]

anything with "metal" in the title: NOT METAL ENOUGH.

 

[FalseTodd]

I got it.... M----L ZONE!

 

[xfer]

oh yeah, and that has that METAL "unsearchable on many search engines" feature like Sunn 0))) !

 

[FalseTodd]

How about....THE INTESTINE SHREDDER
or
THE BOWEL... DISTURBER
or
DECAPITATION PEDAL
or
THE DISQUIETER
THE ABOMINABLE DR. PEDAL
THE CURSE OF THE LEGIONAIRES OF
ok i'll stop.

 

[FalseTodd]

Yeah to a search engine that's M (really really really really don't return results with L in them) ZONE

 

[xfer]

it would be so inaccessible it would be the indie-kid holy grail of audio equipment!

 

[FalseTodd]

Yeah - I'll never tell where I got the schematic!

I hope Nagel never clicks on that link or Im going to get the thrashing (pun intended) of a life time.

 

[Nagle]

I clicked the link but I'm only going to give you a thrashing for misspelling my name.

 

[FalseTodd]

You're absolutely right. No snide comments about my poor shreddage?

 

[Nagle]

I dunno... You preemptively made the snide comments for me.

 

[FuSoYa]

Decapitation pedal, totally.

 

[XzanderX]

music nerdzzzz

 

[FrostGiant]

THE DISQUIETER

I would definitely need to own a disquieter.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

Yeah, definitly DISQUIETER

 

[avi]

the next step is thinking up witty captions for each of the knobs. shit like 'volume' or 'tone' is just weak.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

DISQUIETER knob/switch selection -

SASSINESS (SASSOSITY?)
% ALCHOHOL BY VOLUME
PAIN

 

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