Lord of the Lings

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http://home.online.no/~gremmem/engrish_ttt_captions/

This webpage celebrates the wonderful engrish subtitles featured in an asian bootleg DVD of Lord of The Rings - The Two Towers. What you see is exactly what appears on the TV screen.

"Fly, you fools!"

"I don't usually hold to foreign food, but this elvish stuff, it's not bad."

"Too long have you watched my sister, too long have you haunted her steps."

"They do not see what lies ahead when sun has failed and moon is dead."

"Gandalf the Grey. That was my name."

"Now for wrath." (this one is messed up on the site)

"I cannot jump the distance. You'll have to toss me."

"It's the beards."

"Aaagh!"


and finally...

"Bring your pretty face to my axe."

 

[FuSoYa]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[deadair]

"mr beens"


CLASSIC

 

[avi]

that last one is top notch!

 

[xfer]

well, i still can't look at the whole site without laughing out loud, so my coworkers are all kind of giving me looks right now.

 

[deadair]

i'm still laughing out loud about 'mr beens'

 

[xfer]

yes, mr beens is one of the best ones! the look on aragorn's face is priceless!

 

[FrostGiant]

ahhh man! Pussy Face! Excellent.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

soda -> exited via left nostril

 

[deadair]

i don't even know what the real line is... but that is funny on its own

 

[FrostGiant]

I'm going to have to finish reading that webpage at home before everyone thinks I'm disturbed. Plus I'm warm hungry and the son of Alfred.

 

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if you highlight underneath the picture it shows the real line...that one's something like "could you find a better place?" i think

 

[Demonspell]

"Too long I wanted my sister" made me laugh the hardest...

 

[FalseTodd]

Here's my current fav:

Gandalf: "That's solomon milon dish."
Theoden: "Uh...cut?"

 

[FalseTodd]

Wait, I take it back...this is my new desktop wallpaper, it completely summarizes my feelings about Gollum:

 

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

OMFG

The most I have ever laughed on UM...hahahahahahah that is hilarity!!!



So classic...must see more...

 

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Almost TOO funny...