http://home.online.no/~gremmem/engrish_ttt_captions/
This webpage celebrates the wonderful engrish subtitles featured in an asian bootleg DVD of Lord of The Rings - The Two Towers. What you see is exactly what appears on the TV screen.
"Fly, you fools!"
"I don't usually hold to foreign food, but this elvish stuff, it's not bad."
"Too long have you watched my sister, too long have you haunted her steps."
"They do not see what lies ahead when sun has failed and moon is dead."
"Gandalf the Grey. That was my name."
"Now for wrath." (this one is messed up on the site)
"I cannot jump the distance. You'll have to toss me."
"It's the beards."
"Aaagh!"
and finally...
"Bring your pretty face to my axe."
This webpage celebrates the wonderful engrish subtitles featured in an asian bootleg DVD of Lord of The Rings - The Two Towers. What you see is exactly what appears on the TV screen.

"Fly, you fools!"

"I don't usually hold to foreign food, but this elvish stuff, it's not bad."

"Too long have you watched my sister, too long have you haunted her steps."

"They do not see what lies ahead when sun has failed and moon is dead."

"Gandalf the Grey. That was my name."

"Now for wrath." (this one is messed up on the site)

"I cannot jump the distance. You'll have to toss me."

"It's the beards."

"Aaagh!"
and finally...

"Bring your pretty face to my axe."