The song almost sounds like the very first tracks made by a trash metal (notice the intentional typo) band featuring five 13-year old kids with greasy, long-ass hair, wearing Death Magnetic-shirts.
The band that most likely categorizes themselves as "trash" but most likely have some acoustic ballads and the usual pop/rock-attempts ("We like Nickelback as much as Metallica!"). Don't forget the complete ripoffs from known favorites of bigger, succesful bands - they're sure no one will notice it.
James, the 80's have been over for a while now, no need to do the womauwn shamon shit anymore-ah!