Lottery Shopping Spree!

Jurched

Ask&YoullBeSorry
May 10, 2005
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Calais, Maine (not France)
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Assuming I've won the big lottery last night, I think its only appropriate to go on a little shopping spree. Why not! I've never recklessly blown cash without worry before.

Anyway, I needs to price out some goodies I want to buy, so maybe you guys know how much things cost on my list:

1. One (1) oceanic freighter, or container ship, pref. registered in Caribbean.

2. Chartered North Korean crew, maybe 30-50 sailors.

3. Three (3) SCUD missiles and accompanying launchers, w/launching equipment, radar, tracking devices.

4. Active explosive and/or incendiary warheads, apx. 900 kg, 1 per SCUD.

5. SCUD maintenance and launch crew, pref. North Korea.

6. Ten (10) mines or other explosive devices, radio-controlled detonation.

7. One independent technical crew to install mines in hull of freighter/container ship.

8. One (1) personal or mini-submarine. Pref. North Korean.

9. One (1) mine, radio-detonation, installed in mini-sub.

10. One (1) fishing trawler, pref. registered in East Africa.

11. Fishing trawler crew, pref. 10-15 Ethiopians.

12. One (1) GPS atlas, detailing Red Sea and Indian Ocean.

13. One (1) tourist or hajj map of Mecca and majour sights and attractions, w/precise GPS location.

14. One (1) hajj calendar, 2006.

Yeah, I figure the calendar is probably like $6, but what does a container ship go for these days?

Jurched
 
Ehhhh, I'd better not indict myself right now. I'll let you and the others come to some conclusions before I write anything more.

...Anyway, Saddam was launching dozens of SCUD during the Gulf War. How much are those a pop?

Jurched