Love/Hate Automobile thread

starter on my cavalier pooped out. $181

luckily the grand marquis is still a major pimpwagon.
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I was a good 225 miles from home when my transmission crapped out. So, I replaced it and the brake lines on the "new" one burst first day on the road.
 
My piece of shit had the fan working all the time, never stopping and making the battery go dead if I didn't take out a relay in the fuse box. I inquired and they said it was the relay. I ordered the relay for 35$. I go pick up my relay and the guy says, it is not your relay put fan timer and proceeds to describe my exact problem. Turns out the 3x2 plastic box costs 220$ and I can't change it myself because its stuck behind the brake pedal hydrolic cylinder....
 
Well, I told the guy off and he fixed the brakes. SO, I now have a 97 red crown victoria with windows tinted to the point where you can't see the prisoners in the back. Sometimes, people yield to me for some odd reason
 
Well, the reason people yield to me ties into the fact that it used to be a U.S. Marshal's car.
 
while my brother and a friend were looking at cars, they went into the middle of a cadillac showroom and opened the trunk and said "WOW, YOU CAN FIT AT LEAST FIVE BODIES IN THERE!"

and on the subject of shitty cars, it is quite painful to hear my mom's car run. It runs on five cylinders (out of eight). 1993 lincoln town car with almost 200K miles... also leaks antifreeze as fast as you can pour it in but water stays in well. ymy brother and I spent 6 hours yesterday working on it, flushing the coolant, etc. and it's still fucked up...
passenger seat is partly ripped off too :(