LUCID DREAM ripoffs!!!!!! aka "AASSHOLESSSSSSFHDSFSF"

[coelacanth_M]

OKAY WHAT THE FUCK?

i had a lucid dream last night, where i was completely aware that i was dreaming and had full control over my environment, BUT! IT WAS IN FUCKING BLACK AND WHITE. furthermore, i kept thinking that i didn't have my contact lenses in so everything was BLURRY and sort of distintigrating-looking. that's not all. i didn't even have control over my environment and was just sort of floating in this weird limbo-building with all these (black and white) doors. everything was very confusing and kept disappearing and reappearing all blurrily and i was trying to concentrate so hard on making awesome shit happen, but it just wasn't working! i woke up with a total headache?

YES, I HAD A FUCKING 2400 BAUD LUCID DREAM.
WHAT THE FUCK?!!!!!!!

i was so gypped! so gypped!
ASSHOLES!
(the lucid dream-making people are assholes, not you.)

 

[xfer]

"lucid-dream-making people"

i'm picturing Phantasm-like gnomes!

 

[FuSoYa]

...i was completely aware that i was dreaming and had full control over my environment, ...that's not all. i didn't even have control over my environment...

I always wondered what it'd be like to take, say, an acid trip without your contacts in. Would the visuals be more intense? Would your brain hurt from the compounded confusion?

 

[mindspell]

http://www.sagewisdom.org/

 

[FuSoYa]

I think mindspell is implying that no matter how much lucid dreaming you smoke, the only thing you'll experience is hacking up blood?

 

[Autumn Falls]

"i was so gypped! so gypped!"

RACIST!!

No but seriously. That is quite lame. As for the acid trip without contacts. Try it and find out. Unfortunately my eyes are in quite good shape. I say unfortunately because I LOVE glasses on people.

Brandon