lurch 01 - NAD 00

[lurch70]

Weekend scooooooorrrreeeee!
Enough said

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[MajestikMøøse]

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

congrats!

 

[Demilich]

girl on the left: "come on, a little lower!"

 

[Tranquillian]

Was she a female llama or walrus?

 

[NAD]

hahahaha nicely done. Hope you pulled out!

 

[lurch70]

BUMP .. subject edit

 

[JayKeeley]

Did you throw her around the room?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

NAD got owned twice harharhar

 

[KILL TULLY]

Tully: 1 Hypertrillion

RoyalCarnage: 0

 

[lurch70]

Did you throw her around the room?

... not yet. but this one is wild enough to throw me around

 

[JayKeeley]

... not yet. but this one is wild enough to throw me around

Oh yeah, I like a chick that takes charge!

 

[NAD]

It's cool cuz that dumb Flanders-joke-not-getting chick told my friend "Adrian is one of those dudes I just want to have sex with and that's it," but I'm still like "nah."

Fuck women, I communicated with my ex-chick a few days ago and it was a blunt reminder of why I'm not about the clam right now.

 

[JayKeeley]

NAD - what you need to do is move in with lurch. Then the two of you should go hunting in NYC. Each of you would be the perfect wingman for the other. You could take turns sharing the leaf.

 

[lurch70]

NAD - what you need to do is move in with lurch. Then the two of you should go hunting in NYC. Each of you would be the perfect wingman for the other. You could take turns sharing the leaf.

haha ... my firends cousin is my wingman now. he is this tall eastern european dude with chiseled looks. when he walks in a bar chicks flock to him ... no joke. i never seen anything like it before. he is totally bitter though as he had a bad breakup not so long ago. I call him Winger ... I get chicks just by association with him ... and he passes them all on. God Bless this man

 

[lizard]

I knew a guy like that in college, who women just gravitated to. He was so magnetic that he actually made them want him even more by being rude to them. Funny moment, we were stoned and already drinking when we went down to the Uni keller, and we walked in, allowing our eyes to adjust to the dim lighting. We stood there for a few minutes bull-shitting, and my buddy Joe is the magnetic one. this blonde walked up to us and she was pretty good looking. She looks Joe in the eye, and says, "hey, I've never met YOU before."

Joe looks at her right back and says, "good, let's keep it that way."

naturally, we all just fell about laughing and she stalked off. A few weeks later the military police caught the two of them porking behind a dumpster in back of the laundromat.

 

[NAD]

You could take turns sharing the leaf.

hahahahaha awesome.

If I don't get back into chasing women by the end of this year, I think I'll become a monk or something.