Barish, i know the feeling. i get that *alllllllllllll* the time. Like now.
Are you bored, Slash?
Yeah, i'm very bored Slash.
I thought so. I'm bored too.
Oh, well. I guess that means we can be bored together, eh?
It sure does.
That was very patronising.
Thank you. I practise infront of a mirror.
No you don't. That's a lie.
.......how do you know?!?!?!
Because i've been watching you.
Don't you mean watching me?
No, I mean watching you........you who is me.......so....hang on.......wait a bit! You've confuddled me now!! You barsteward!
I don't have a job and you know it, so don't call me a barsteward!
sorry, Slash.
That's okay, Slash. I'll forgive ya. I'm pretty cool like that.
Yeah, you are. I mean we. or you......or do i mean we?
No idea! You've got me confuddled too now!
Oh fuck.
Yeah, fuck.
Can we stop being bored now? I'm bored of it.
If you want. I'm not really bothered. I'm too bored to be bored of being bored.
Yeah, i guess. I'm bored of being bored of being bored.
Yeah, i know you are.
.....how?
Becuase i'm you!
No you're not! I'm me and you're you!
...........okay, but i'm also you.
....so that means that i'm you and you're you, but you're me and i'm me....so who's he?! And whos eating this chicken?!
No, Slash, you stole that from Red Dwarf.
.............shh.
no!
Why not?!
Because i don't want to
Why not?!
Becuase i don't want to.
Why not?!
Because.........are we gonna go on like that forever?
Yeah, we are.
.....fuck.
Yeah, fuck indeed.
Can i take this opportunity to end this whole silly conversation?
No.
well, tough! I'm gonna.
No you're not.
.........
.....Slash?
.,.......
......Slash, are you still alive?
.............
.........Slash, you suck.
Stop insulting yourself.
I was insulting you!
But i'm you
Not you're not!
Slash!!!! we've established this already! I'm you and you're you. But i;m still me, even though YOU'RE me too! And hes him, and he's eating the chicken.
Oh.
Can we stop talking now? I wanna be bored in silence.
Okay......
