man i love this new job

[minxnim]

since everyone is kosher they always order take out from the vegan places.

yay fake general tso's.

 

[chupe666]

whoa. i'm a huge general tso luva, but don't get it too often because of the fatty fatty factor. so, is this a slightly less bloating option?

 

[minxnim]

well it has no chicken so... i dunno, does chicken bloat people? i wouldnt know.
and yea i mean i've never felt like a fatso after eating it.

 

[avi]

my work never orders take-out for me

we get bagels like every 3 months, but that's about it. I guess they do snacks and beer one Friday a month too, but it's not until 5pm which just happens to be 2-3 hours after I leave.

 

[chupe666]

any time they buy food here it's mass market chain pizza- or a 'food day' which is where people bring all crap food and pile it on an office table including jello molds, jar salsa, white castles and krispy kremes.

i get nauseous walking by it.

 

[minxnim]

yea my last job was krispie kreme and shit food from bodegas and stuff. here it's all about awesome vegan stuff.

 

[lizard]

I'd wither away to nothingness!

 

[minxnim]

yes all vegans are starved

 

[lizard]

no, I'm just saying "I" would wither away without my usual infusion of tacos and such.

 

[minxnim]

there are vegan tacos

 

[xfer]

jello molds! that's what happens when you live in WASPland!

the fake general tsao's at grasshopper is delicious

 

[lizard]

are there vegan beer nuts? see, cause I have certain nutritional requirements

 

[Burzumite]

There was a vegan diner/coffee shop in my town, food was okay, nothing special.

One time there was a gnat on my girlfriend's celery though. Never ate there again because it contained meat/food made from byproducts of animals.

Maybe that's why it was shut down. Maybe that's why there was a terrorist act against them: a big box of spicy chicken wings from BW3's poured all over their front door.

 

[minxnim]

wtf are you doing in this thread bros?

 

[Burzumite]

Is that question for me?

 

[Crucial Conifer]

Is that question for me?

If you're a chick it probably is.

 

[chupe666]

can a vegan place really be named after an animal, even if it is a grasshopper?

 

[xfer]

well, this place is staffed by grasshoppers.

 

[minxnim]

wow