very good musicians.........the band still sucks I think. Much too much cheese!!:
reminds me of -->
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How to form your own *true-metal* Band:
Make sure you´re German, Italian or Swedish. If you aren´t, change your
nationality.
Get four other guys together, all should have long hair.
Make sure your singer sounds exactly like a cross between Michael Kiske
and Bruce Dickinson. He should sing clean and high-pitched.
Take the guys shopping to the Halloween-costume store and pick up the
most ridiculous medieval costumes you can find. A few sheepskins and a
viking helmet might help, too. Make sure you look as gay as is humanly
possible.
Now you are ready to start writing your debut album. Make sure you have
the titles ´warriors of steel´, ´riding the wind´, and ´dragonlord´
checked on your list of titles to use.
Other titles you might want to consider are ´fire, blood and glory´,
´brave knights of fire´, ´the triumph of battle´ and ´the
glory of my mighty steel´.
We know these titles don´t make any sense, but it´s ok; you´re
German/Italian/Swedish now so the excuse is that your english is just
not so good.
When writing lyrics, be sure to use the words ´steel´, ´glory´,
´mighty´, ´brave´, ´warrior´, ´dragon´, ´true´ ´metal´, ´fire´ and
´king´. Use these words plentifully and use them in every goddamn song.
Try to put as much cheese on your lyrics as possible. Remember to
experiment with different flavours. If you´re stuck, good sentences to
use are; ´riding high across the sky on mighty wings of vengeance
towards glory´, ´fighting for glory with your mighty steel of justice´,
and ´we´re standing high, tall, proud and brave, fighting for the glory
of true metal against false metal while the dragon flies high on the
winds of eternity´.
Don´t worry if what you write makes no sense at all. You´re "true"
metal. People will understand.
Make sure that all songs you write rely completely on a catchy chorus.
Make sure that you only write songs in 4/4th and 3/4th. The ones in
3/4th should be medieval ballads or sing-along battle hymns. Make sure
that the only song structure you use is simple verse/chorus. Do remember
to stick a guitar solo in there after the second chorus though.
Make sure that none of the songs is longer than 3 minutes.
The only exception to the above couple of rules is the last song on the
album, which should be a 6-7 minute song that´s either a cheesy ballad
called ´flying away to dreamland´, or a repetitive mid-tempo tune called
´the triumph of glory´. This will be your ´epic´ moment on your album!
Done writing? That wasn´t so hard, was it?
Now get a record company, preferably Nuclear Blast. Now get Tommy Hansen
or Sasha Paeth to produce your album, and get somebody like Kai Hansen,
Roland Grapow, Timo Tolkki, Oscar Dronjak or Fabio Lione to do a guest
appearance on your album. Don´t exhaust these people for material
though, a three-second solo or a couple of vocal lines are already more
than enough. The record company will take care of the rest.
Now it´s time to talk to the press; Declare that your singer is
influenced by Michael Kiske and Bruce Dickinson. Do not mention anyone
else.
Say that your favorite bands and greatest influences are old Helloween
and Iron Maiden.
Be sure to mention that your favorite albums are the Keeper of the Seven
Keys cds.
Lastly, state that you are true metal and that you are here to teach all
false metal bands a lesson in true metal.
Death to false metal!
Congratulations, your album just went straight into the German, Italian
and Swedish charts. You are now a successful pathetic true metal band."
but actually I did not post that little funny list of advices IN DEFENSE of manowar, quite the contrary 
