Mario Vs Sonic

[incarnated-solvent-abuse]

Discuss.

 

[Malergion]

Thank god for a mundane topic.

Mario. Fireball.

 

[Captain Beard]

I like the dizzying effect of Sonic. But Mario Bro 3, good lord it was awesome.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

everyone likes an italian boy

 

[incarnated-solvent-abuse]

here's my two cents:

Mario would chew down some star power and KICK the living FUCK out of that "hedgehog".

what's with that? where exactly does he meet the qualifications to be a hedgehog??
blue?
fast?
collects rings?
best friend with a squirrel?
come on people.

at least Mario makes sense. he's and Italian plumber who never does any plumbing, who rescues a princess and her kingdom of mushroom people from an angry turtle-like monster. duh.

 

[lad]

Never been a huge Nintendo dude, so I'd have to go with Sonic. Been playing the Megadrive a fair bit recently, so that hardly helps.

 

[Metal head87]

Mario= mafia. With one phone call, Sonic and everyone he loves, will be sleeping with the fishes

 

[Malergion]

You know Mario had sex with all of the princess' retainers. With Sonic all you get is furry porn.

 

[neal]

 

[Malergion]

Damn right, Wario.

 

[Chromatose]

 

[incarnated-solvent-abuse]

The thing about wario is that, as scary as he endeavours to be, you just can't take him seriously, mostly due to the fact that he's forgotten to wear an outfit that isn't pink.

 

[Malergion]

You sneaky bastard, trying to steal the thread with your crazy women.

 

[Anvil]

Mario wins.

But if you compare the two. A blue talking hedgehog, to a super-jumping plumber...

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Super Mario Bros 3 and Super Mario RPG ftw

 

[Malergion]

SUUUUUPAAAHH MARRRIOOOO BROTHERS THUH-REEE!!!!

*waits for somebody to get the reference.*

 

[Dead Winter]

I remember reading that from another forum on UM...unbelievable.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Mario= mafia. With one phone call, Sonic and everyone he loves, will be sleeping with the fishes

Goddamn sterotypes....

 

[Malergion]

At least Italians have COOL stereotypes.

 

[Captain Beard]

Hey Glenn, you're getting close to 1,000 posts.