Mark is flying all the premium members to England for a board meeting

[TheNewChupe]

Silence, nukebait.

stellar.

 

[deadair]

alex's favorite word is jejune.

 

[lizard]

maybe because it is similar to legume.

 

[xfer]

 

[TheNewChupe]

 

[minxnim]

it's better than lord of the flies i guess. right?

 

[FalseTodd]

The more pertinent conundrum is, do you serve any purpose here besides an annual $15 (about which you have been effusive to the point of nausea) and this kind of self-fellating incoherence?

Yeah, XFer! Serve a useful function to the community...like....uh...

...posting...

...on...

...er...

...message boards....and...uh...being....use.....ful? Hey look, a penny!

 

[Heliologue]

Yeah, XFer! Serve a useful function to the community...like....uh...

...posting...

...on...

...er...

...message boards....and...uh...being....use.....ful? Hey look, a penny!

my point stands.

 

[The Dope]

Mars-aline has made a good point. I now feel pretty guilty that I make so many wasteful posts when I could be posting for some sort of useful cause, like feeding the hungry children in Africa. Or maybe POSTS FOR THE CURE!

 

[goatschool]

my point stands.

already this one is putting me to sleep.

 

[Heliologue]

Mars-aline has made a good point. I now feel pretty guilty that I make so many wasteful posts when I could be posting for some sort of useful cause, like feeding the hungry children in Africa. Or maybe POSTS FOR THE CURE!

You may not be the most worthwhile poster (I don't know, I haven't read much by you), but your worthless [sic] posts also don't take up half my screen with broken images and flashing text.

 

[xfer]

OH so it's the SIG you despise!

excellent.

 

[FalseTodd]

OK, it all makes sense now. I totally forget about the sig. You're right, Xfer's a dick.

 

[Heliologue]

OH so it's the SIG you despise!

No, your worthless spam is the murder. The sig is you pissing on the body when you're done with it.

 

[The Dope]

Oh, if that's all it is, then carry on.

 

[FalseTodd]

Um have you *read* the rest of the board?

 

[The Dope]

Did you hear? Xfer's a premium member now.

 

[xfer]

excuse me for a moment while I use my newfound premium membership to post four different "What Is Your Favorite Opeth Song?" threads.

 

[The Dope]

And, may I add, it's attitudes like this that killed the Opeth/Off Topic board.

 

[FalseTodd]

I was looking for a way to say what xFer just said.