Masturbate For Peace

[ffanatic]

memo to self:

"the day Saturnix threw away his 20 gigs of pornography, I died a little inside."

 

[Nefilim]

Well, masturbating for peace sounds good, but remember:

So don't masturbate too often please.

 

[Static]

It's a good cause...why not?

*whacks off*

 

[Nefilim]

I happen to like kittens.

 

[7 Dying Trees]

Originally posted by Nefilim
Well, masturbating for peace sounds good, but remember:

So don't masturbate too often please.

Actually, I am tempted to masturbate more, just in case I get to see one of theose brown scary wheetabix shaped things chasing the cat. It's a picture, it cannot lie, those things must exist!

 

[Kozmos]

evil weetabix men are a reality.

there are many cases of them attacking people on the tube at night.

on a completely unrelated note, some one i know woke up hung over with cooked pasta in her bed this morning.

 

[ricochet]

I wish we had Wheetabix. I always hear the Brits and Aussies speaking of them. Americans are deprived.

 

[LordNeil]

Stupid.

 

[LordNeil]

i did that this morning first thing not even out of the bed yet

kittens are evil therefore

wanking creates world peace and makes the world a safer place

ive delivered someone from evil and shot a big thick cumload

 

[LordNeil]

CUMLOADS

 

[ricochet]

Stupid.

 

[LordNeil]

ya

Stupid.

 

[LordNeil]

in case u forgot

your stupid too

black list

 

[Ormir]