Matthew McMoosey - ever hear 'Bjiln Ralnt Fjeln'?

[Will Bozarth]

Some weirdass ambient black metal band from some scandinavian country.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

lolz everyone knows that I don't listen to metal anymore

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Haha thats what i told him when he posted this thread

 

[MajestikMøøse]

seriously, see this thing?

Martial Industrial/Neoclassical
Neofolk
EBM
EBM
Neofolk
Neofolk
Neofolk
Martial Industrial/Ambient
Nihilist Suicide Pop
Dark Ambient

I am so unmetal it's scary.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

And yet you ordered Agalloch's new album. ZOMG LOOPHOLE! You're like Christianity.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I still have to get that album

 

[Chromatose]

but yours won't come in an obnoxiously large wooden box with a bag of donny's ashes or rat bones and pointless postcards etc etc

ZING

 

[PlatypusJesus]

The box really does suck balls.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

yeah, you caught me lying

you semensucking fecesface

 

[Will Bozarth]

caught me lying, too. i made up that name to see if you'd try to find them, you elitist prick there goes my fun

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I'm going to rape your dog now 'kay?


CUZ RAPING DOGS IS METAL

 

[Will Bozarth]

i have a dog named Varg. can't be more tr00 than that

 

[MajestikMøøse]

shoulda named it Lupus

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Kill your mother, rape your dog!

 

[Chromatose]

so wait wait wait

THIS THREAD IS A SHAM?!?!?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

"Bjiln Ralnt Fjeln" aren't words in any Scandinavian language that I know of.

 

[Will Bozarth]