"Meeting on Productivity" today--will Alex's Internet usage be a topic?

[xfer]

either this afternoon or tomorrow.

 

[Baliset]

dude you're fucked

 

[xfer]

haha i came in really early today so my boss came over and was chatting, and he was alluding to how our "problems with productivity" may stem from the "excessive attention paid to detail" by my co-worker, who literally does twice as many "items" as i do in a week.

so he's going to blame her and she's going to freak!

 

[xfer]

i miss the days when avi was a pollish patriot and would harp on people until there were tons of votes.

 

[minxnim]

what is an 'item'. ? i dont even know what your job is so i am like... wha?

 

[xfer]

i put it in quotes because it's jargon! it's basically how many academic journals i get through each week.

 

[minxnim]

you can't be blamed if you do the same amount of work in half the time. unless of course you do no work. then you're just awesome.

 

[xfer]

i do half the work in the same time, but nevertheless, yes, i'm awesome.

 

[avi]

sadly, those days have since passed.

but I still vote. exercise democracy guyz! rock da vote!

 

[minxnim]

i'm pretty sure i do actually more work in half the time. at least that's according to my boss. you wouldnt know it by the amount that i post. but honestly, i have 356 open client files and the other two chicks have 35 and 48.
slooooowwwwww people vs. awesome people

 

[avi]

i may post a lot and fuck around on the net too, but I also gets tons of work done.

this morning = processing unsubscribes from the spam the sales people made me send out. no fun reading through a hundred angry messages.

 

[xfer]

haha avi's a dirty spammer!!

 

[minxnim]

i bet one of those is from my dad. he takes each and every piece of spam email as a personal affront to his integrity.

 

[avi]

I am, but it's not by my choice.

it's the one work task I hate the most, for numerous reasons. it sucks in just about every possible way.

 

[The Dope]

So avi is the one who keeps sending me links to porn sites in the mail. Touche.

 

[avi]

man, I don't even get to send out something at least funny like porn spam. not even viagra spam. it's all like financial or webcasting related junk. boooooring.

 

[The Dope]

Oh, that sucks. So you are the "attention homeowners, get a second mortgage" guy?