MelWeek Day 2: Mel and Marriage: NOT!!!

[Mr Toast]

Remember, this is all in good fun people!!!

It occurs to me that Mel must be constantly fighting off men who want to date/marry her, as she chooses to make herself so publicly accessable.

One can only speculate about the various guys that have tried, and her responses...

He got old...

Guy: So, do people call you Ht-Mel because you are so short and cute?
Mel: Riiiiight, that's it! Oh, look at the time...

I just gutted a deer. Wanna see?

I just threw Arnie in for kicks. Not a good idea...
ARNIE BIG
Mel small
You know, people might take that the wrong way...
conscience: they already did
DOH!!!

Where do I start?

Yeah, right!

Just doesn't understand what problem Mel could possibly have with him...

Still waiting for him to name a computer line after her...

Can't decide if he's a blonde or brunette...
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You think these guys would have figured out by now that Mel's heart belongs to these three...

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Disclaimer: To my knowledge none of the above actually contacted Mel at any time, but if I was them I would have! Oh, wait, I am one of them!!! Doh!

 

[Snausages]

Yow!

 

[smylex]

I'm just glad my photo wasn't included in that.

 

[krustwell]

great pic of Carrot Top. and i use that same pic of Fabio in my biography on Fark.com!! what a coincidence.

 

[Yetti]

who is in between fabio and arnie? it didnt work on mine

 

[krustwell]

David Spade

 

[bodomite]

haahha that was pretty good

 

[user no more]

HAAAAHAAAA that Carrot Top photo was great! Baaad Toast!

Speaking of the Fabio coincidence, I used that exact photo for one of Blottre's (my old band) fliers a couple years ago. It read at the top "I can't believe it's not Blottre." Then again, um... duh... it was.

 

[bassbitch]

hmmmm.... definitely Johnny Depp!!!!


... shhhh... don't tell Feles I said that...

 

[bodomite]