MERRY CHRISTMASS TO EVERYONE ....
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Merry Christmas to all!
Twas the night before christmas, and all through the house,
no food was a stirring, not even a mouse.
Stockings were hung 'round dad's neck like a tie,
along with a note that said "presents or die".
Children were plotting all night in their beds,
while the wife's constant whining was splitting his head.
But daddy had money this year in the bank,
then they closed up early, now dad's in the tank.
...and all of a sudden Santa appeared,
a sneer on his face, booze in his beard.
Santa I said as he laughed merrily,
you do so much for others do something for me.
Bundy he said, you only sell shoes,
your son is a sneak-thief, your daughters' a flooze.
Ho Ho Santa said, should I mention your wife,
her hairs like an a-bomb, her nails like a knife.
As he climbs up the chimney, that fat piece of dung,
he mooned me two times, he stuck out his tongue.
And I heard him exclaim, as he broke wind with glee:
you're married with children, you'll never be free.
Twas the night before christmas, and all through the house,
no food was a stirring, not even a mouse.
Stockings were hung 'round dad's neck like a tie,
along with a note that said "presents or die".
Children were plotting all night in their beds,
while the wife's constant whining was splitting his head.
But daddy had money this year in the bank,
then they closed up early, now dad's in the tank.
...and all of a sudden Santa appeared,
a sneer on his face, booze in his beard.
Santa I said as he laughed merrily,
you do so much for others do something for me.
Bundy he said, you only sell shoes,
your son is a sneak-thief, your daughters' a flooze.
Ho Ho Santa said, should I mention your wife,
her hairs like an a-bomb, her nails like a knife.
As he climbs up the chimney, that fat piece of dung,
he mooned me two times, he stuck out his tongue.
And I heard him exclaim, as he broke wind with glee:
you're married with children, you'll never be free.
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You don't have to be christian to have christmas. It's all for the Santa Claus and the gifts! And here christmas is named after a viking holiday: Jul.
Umm yeah...
Christmas is actually a pagan holiday if I'm not wrong?
Oh well I used to believe alot of shit from Burzum.org back then.
Whatever... Happy Christmas to everyone!
and Eid is soon as well so I guess it's a "Happy Eid" for us muslim OL fans too.
Christmas is actually a pagan holiday if I'm not wrong?
Oh well I used to believe alot of shit from Burzum.org back then.
Whatever... Happy Christmas to everyone!
and Eid is soon as well so I guess it's a "Happy Eid" for us muslim OL fans too.
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It's a good example of early mass marketing, the Roman church spread Christianity by incorporating local pagan influences (lots of Celtic gods turned into saints). A lot of Christmas traditions are derived from Yule (the winter solstice 21st of December)
I'll put my geek away now...
I'll put my geek away now...
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I am in the Christmas mood since I am currently drinking cinnamon vodka and I added some peppermint oil to it. I feel just like Santa.
