Metal Blade Records used to rule once upon a time...

[Papa Josh]

that made no sense

Sure it did, just not to you. Go talk to your bandmate, perhaps he can shed some light on it.

 

[NAD]

Erik I actually sent that video clip to America's Funniest Home Videos and won the $10,000 prize. I didn't tell you because I figured you didn't want any part of it, plus I blew the money on hookers before I even got to the parking lot.

 

[Papa Josh]

Erik I actually sent that video clip to America's Funniest Home Videos and won the $10,000 prize. I didn't tell you because I figured you didn't want any part of it, plus I blew the money on hookers before I even got to the parking lot.

 

[Papa Josh]

because

1: noone has ever sold the footage you're referring to for money
2: noone has ever put it on a dvd either
3: it was a re-enactment of the event made with a dummy made out of old junk and a watermelon as a head

Don't cry, Erik... it will be alright.

And there's a first time for everything.

 

[Papa Josh]

Next up is the unauthorized dvd, pm me for your very own copy. :zombie:

$1.

 

[NAD]

i approve

:danceboy: <-- this dude sucks

 

[NAD]

Somebody should graft this dude's head on that dude's body:

That would be rad. Cannibal Corpse rad.

 

[NAD]

Really? I didn't know that.

Also I don't know wtf a "meme" is, I've only ever seen goldteeth in this forum and he makes me giggle.

 

[NAD]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh. I went to that place once or twice, it had some funny stuff. Some very unfunny stuff as well. This thread is highly informative.

Here for no reason:

 

[NAD]

It's worth doing just to do it. Do not expect anything but bad heartburn and a nasty hangover though. Well, and a good buzz of course. Thunderbird has to be the worst, that shit looks like and has the consistency of vegetable oil, but tastes like hate.

 

[Papa Josh]

uggghhhh..... my stomach and intestines hurt jus thinking about that stuff.....

Should be called Liquid Shits or AlkaLax or something....

 

[lizard]

Richard's Wild Irish Rose

haha I can't believe there's actually a bumwine.com

 

[NAD]

I used to enjoy St. Ide's when I was like 16. I thought it was rad because it tasted like Koolaid but made me fall down a whole lot.

 

[NAD]

Yeah bumbooze is like $4 for a bottle here. I'm not sure I'd ever spend more than that to be honest. I currently have a bottle of Boone's Farms in my fridge, I wasn't drinking the swill though.

"Ahhhh, you can always tell the quality of good booze by how much it stains the glass." He also had a bit of a red mustache at the time.

 

[lizard]

the sky here has got a astrange tinge to it. I'm getting a wierdz tornado vibe.

 

[NAD]

Here is Wild I's devastating new addition, "Wild Fruit with Ginseng". I'll be honest with you: the normal Wild I has turned into some sort of fierce energy drink gone wrong mixed with the original to create a bumworthy migraine-inducing concoction. I purchased a 750 mL which goes for 3.99 and a 375 mL which goes for 2.59 (at least here in FL). Word on the streets here is that the bums are wary of it. I talked to a couple that said they'd prefer to "stick with what's tried and true". Apparently they haven't accepted it yet as the real deal. As for me, I drank the 375mL on a semi-full stomach and was just ruined by the stuff. The flavor retains it's same potent Wild I nastiness but has a whole new bouquet of fruity flavor added as well (potentially aimed at bums of the female persuasion). Upon completion of the 375, I was thoroughly inebriated and found myself honestly wondering where my next fix of the stuff was going to come from. This scared me so I immediately started drinking water....here's the best part. After that relatively small bottle, I didn't piss until the next evening despite drinking copious amounts of water. There is DEFINITELY something in this stuff that dehydrates you...possibly the "ginseng" or whatever it is that they added to this already foul stuff.

hahaha awesome.

Worst beer ever:

Cost $0.29 a can in high school. Not worth it.

 

[lizard]

Worst beer ever:

um....no

 

[KILL TULLY]

FUCK YES FOR THE WIN

 

[cthulufhtagn]

FUCK YES FOR THE WIN

hell yeah

 

[JayKeeley]

I didn't tell you because I figured you didn't want any part of it, plus I blew some male hookers before I even got to the parking lot.

NAD up to his old tricks.