Profanity
The Post Master
Stealer of Dreams said:You're made of fat. Now go eat some cake, Fåtty.
Can't because I have a blood pressure reading of 144/95.
First figures fine because i've always had a high pulse rate but the worrying number is the second number which is the pressure between beats. I'm worried that the blood is having difficulty getting passed all my fat so i'm going to try and cut down my food intake.