metal-dating.com

[Reign in Acai]

I made a profile. I hope I meet THE ONE.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Eating sushi totally isn't metal.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Haven't you heard of Free Willy Metal?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

This won't work for me seeing that I'm not outwardly metal enough to attract the hot slutty poser chicks

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Haven't you heard of Free Willy Metal?

Is that like Vegan hardcore?

 

[Claws of Perdition]

http://www.metal-dating.com/profile.php?s_id=00693

HAHAHA this thread is gold

 

[Reign in Acai]

Is that like Vegan hardcore?

Yea, except rather than drawing X's on the back of your hands, you just never bother to clean your fingernails.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

This won't work for me seeing that I'm not outwardly metal enough to attract the hot slutty poser chicks

Simple, put up a picture of some dude other than yourself who will attract chicks, then when they come to your door invite them in under the pretense that your a friend of the dude, and finally BANG! hit her with a chloroform soaked rag right to the face! :Smug:

 

[EricT]

Simple, put up a picture of some dude other than yourself who will attract chicks, then when they come to your door invite them in under the pretense that your a friend of the dude, and finally BANG! hit her with a chloroform soaked rag right to the face! :Smug:

Thats how I do it. Except I find a random chick on the street, get her with the chloroform, and drag her to an abandoned house.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Thats how I do it. Except I find a random chick on the street, get her with the chloroform, and drag her to an abandoned house.

That's too metal for Moose. He needs to drag the chick to a library.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

That's too metal for Moose. He needs to drag the chick to a library.

Even dragging sounds a bit to much, i think he would be better off luring said female off into a nice quiet place with tales of poetry and neofolk.....
then suddenly.....

BANG chloroform!

 

[EricT]

I dunno, may not need the chloroform with the Neo-folk being present...

 

[Claws of Perdition]

but chloroform offers a 100% success rate, you could also work under the timeless ideal that dead calls don't say no.

 

[circus_brimstone]

http://www.metal-dating.com/profile.php?s_id=00693

HAHAHA this thread is gold

I wonder what the ratio of males to females is on that site.

 

[lurch70]

http://www.metal-dating.com/profile.php?s_id=00693

HAHAHA this thread is gold

holy shit ... how did I miss this?

 

[JayKeeley]

this thread keeps getting better.

[I've been trying to post this 5 word comment all day and seriously, the UM server is about as efficient as Jerry's uncle tom]

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I almost feel like signing up to mock the people there

 

[JayKeeley]

I almost feel like signing up to mock the people there

it's ok, you don't have to make excuses

 

[MajestikMøøse]

yeah, I know. It's true.

 

[lurch70]

looks like RIA is already out roping chicks ...