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Nu Metal
50 sixteen year old virgin princesses shouting and getting histerical...
Some guy with dread locks and goat beard pretending to be a knight puts on a heavy pose before the dragon. The smart dragon makes a deal and becomes the knight's manager, asks the princesses 50 doller each to meet him backstage behind the castle.
After 2 princesses the knight realises he's not heavy enough for this job and runs of crying. The princesses are very disappointed in the fake knight and never ever will spend money on nu-metal again !!
 
carnut said:
Nu Metal
50 sixteen year old virgin princesses shouting and getting histerical...
Some guy with dread locks and goat beard pretending to be a knight puts on a heavy pose before the dragon. The smart dragon makes a deal and becomes the knight's manager, asks the princesses 50 doller each to meet him backstage behind the castle.
After 2 princesses the knight realises he's not heavy enough for this job and runs of crying. The princesses are very disappointed in the fake knight and never ever will spend money on nu-metal again !!
LOL!! :lol: Brilliant!