Most metal thing I did? Well.. eh, just drinking sperms I guess. My birthday is Christmas Eve, and on my 18th I drank at least 10 pints of semen of various guys and dogs, then drank a large bottle of jack-off juice myself, THEN drank more sperms, then stumbled into my house at 2am after giving my friend a blowjob (There's no way i'd have missed out on yet another opporunity to swallow jizz =P) and then proceeded to spew out all the jizm as soon as I got into bed. Let's just say I wasn't a very well little boy on Christmas day. No lump of coal for me though, just lotsa semi-digest sperms. =P