Metal is easily classified.

[nailz]

 

[Metalmilitia2000]

That's awesome, hahaha

 

[General Zod]

Nice.

 

[AngraRULES]

Prog nerds are gonna start crying about this sooner than you think.

 

[Metalmilitia2000]

Prog nerds are gonna start crying about this sooner than you think.

Let's hope so

 

[Diamond45]

That's pretty close to the truth!

Like others have said, where's the prog metal?

Did you make that or find it on the web?

 

[OrbWeaver]

Fantastic.

And as a Prog Nerd, I say that Prog metal is too awesome to be on that list.

 

[ConnieOH]

Too funny!

 

[compurocker]

Yeah, it should have a disclaimer at the bottom: "If everything and nothing on this chart applies -> Prog"

The only thing I slightly disagree with is Nu Metal (though appreciate the comedic value) as I consider that a misnomer, not metal at all, but hard rock. I'd like to see Metalcore take its place on the chart.

 

[VenomGA]

that was awesome!!

 

[TychoCelchu]

HAHAHAHAHA! That's pretty good.

Also, I agree with Compurocker on both of his points.

If I can be a party pooper and make a serious point about a joke, the Doom metal box is in the wrong place. I think they added it in last as an afterthought.

 

[Metal_Camden]

thats awesome, by chance do you have a high res one of those for a poster?

 

[Up&Away]

I say that Prog metal is too awesome to be on that list.

^this

 

[nailz]

Did you make that or find it on the web?

Not mine. Easily fixed by not having prog, just ask "Each song longer than 14 minutes? -> Prog Metal"

 

[cslebn]

this made my day

 

[Jasonic]

So doom metal has lyrics that both sound evil and you can't understand them?
You knew I had to be the one to start a debate on this!

Also, folk metal's lyrical content about dragons????

 

[Harley D]

Nice.

I'm sure most here have seen this one, but for those who haven't: http://www.comicvsaudience.net/images/flow_heavymetal.jpg

 

[J-Dubya 777]

Nice post, Nailz!

 

[Jasonic]

Nice.

I'm sure most here have seen this one, but for those who haven't: http://www.comicvsaudience.net/images/flow_heavymetal.jpg

Pointless misspellings?

They should have checked Metal Archives for the letter "K"!!!!