Metal Ringtones

[Metal head87]

So far, I've only got Number Of The Beast as a ringtone. I also got the Exorcist theme, which even though that is not metal per se, I say that it's the intro of the Possessed song.
So what metal related ringtones does everyone here have?

 

[RashomoN]

I can't hear metal nor classical as rings!!!
it's a sin!!!!

 

[Korlich]

^ same not that i care that much..,.

 

[Elyia]

my alltime favourite ringtone is Captain future theme Not Metal at all, but simply cool, cause everyone recognizes and thinks of his childhood.

 

[Metal head87]

It's not like the ringtones sound like Super Mario beeps, these are the real songs, just lower quality. It's always funny when someone calls me people look at me funny when they hear "666, The number of the beast....."

I would love to get Love And Marriage (the Married With Children theme), the Spongebob theme, the Simpsons' theme, the MacGyver theme, Uncle Fucka from the South Park Movie (I used to have that one on my old phone, but it was just the beeps so no bad words) and the Ren And Stimpy theme.

For more metal, I want Nuns Have No Fun, the shredding dualing guitars toward the end of Evil and the the drum rolls from Devil Eyes from Mercyful Fate, Teacher's Pet from Venom, the opening riff from Wasted Years, the drum intro from King's Welcome Home but also with him screaming out GRAAAAAANDMAAAAAA. I want many others too, but those would really kick ass.

 

[PinkThrone]

Alot of my friends have realtune Uncla Fucka ringtones

 

[Metal head87]

Is it censored?

 

[Elyia]

i have the macguyver theme on my phone as well. maybe i can send it to you

 

[Metal head87]

I bet MacGyver could make a cell phone with his theme song out of some chewing gum and some leaves! He did stop acid from going through the cracks in the container by using a chocolate bar.

By the way, everything on MacGyver is actually real. The only thing is that they don't show you all the steps needed to do it. One time I wanted to take that hose thing out of the refrigerator and put it in my bathroom to make it nice and cold in there. But then I read that so I figured that if I don't know all the steps, it will probably kill me or something like that. Those chemicals are probably what makes dry ice.

I don't think people can send ringtones though.

Holy shit, I just found out that my provider has Manowar's Battle Hymns! I'm buying it now. Queensryche's Eye's Of A Stranger too!

 

[Ollo-San]

I bet MacGyver could make a cell phone with his theme song out of some chewing gum and some leaves!

 

[PinkThrone]

Is it censored?

In no way at all- it's directly off the movie.

 

[paradoxile]

Is it censored?

you've been living in America for too long
dude, nothing(when it comes to music or movies) is censored in europe...movies are mostly dubbed anyway
censorship is raping of the art...
in israeli a pop radiostation would run eminem songs all day with all the curses and fucks and what not in broad daylight and you know why?
because our FCC doesn't regulate explicit content in foreign language and well....no one imports "clean" cd's to Israel and I believe no one(besides some republican uptight right wing chrisitans who live in Utah) probably buys clean albums in the US...if you hear an song with explicit content and you don't want to hear the curses...don't buy the album.

 

[Metal head87]

Yeah, living here all my life is way too long hahaha

I know things are different in Europe. I've watched this adult program on HBO called Shock Video, they have infomercials for sex toys in some countries! But here, some pop star takes off Janet Jackson's top for like 5 seconds and it's breaking news. It was almost like we were attacked or something.

What about in the 80's when Tipper Gore had the PMRC! hahahahahahahaha. Those Explicit Lyrics Parental Advisory things actually boosted sales. Many of them have been taken off the albums, but Possessed's Seven Churches still has it on. But the funniest part was that the most offensive stuff was coming from Europe, so they couldn't put the sticker on it.
I don't know how on their most offensive songs list, Mercyful Fate's Into The Coven is any more offensive than Nuns Have No Fun. Or that Venom's Possessed is more offensive than Teacher's Pet. I guess since we all wished we had a teacher like in Teacher's Pet, nobody was offended by it.
What about Accept's Son Of A Bitch. I bet that had to piss off some FCC/PMRC/whatever crazy censoring police.

 

[PinkThrone]

We only have that at night on some channels

 

[sister ophelia]

nothing(when it comes to music or movies) is censored in europe...

Not true...one example: Thanks to the *efforts* of a German teacher named Christa Jenal, the first three Cannibal Corpse albums were put on the index, the album covers censored and CC aren't allowed to play songs from said albums in Germany...not really a problem for die hard fans though, who live close to Strasbourg (F) or Pratteln (CH)...

 

[PinkThrone]

That's just Germany. Everywhere else though.. no censoring.

 

[Kenneth R.]

my phone rings like a phone...

 

[Metal head87]

We only have that at night on some channels

What do you mean "only". Our infomercials are worthless exercise machines that don't work and blenders.

I've read about that. But Cannibal Corpse could just play some songs off of their first 3, it's not like anyone who would make a problem for them would know the difference. If they've ever heard their first 3 albums, then they won't say anything. But I guess it's not worth the risk.
Technically, couldn't Six Feet Under play those songs? Is the ban on Cannibal Corpse playing those songs or is it that those songs cannot be played by any band? Cannibal Corpse could also change their name for the show. Many bands here did that when a venue wouldn't take them. Slayer and Suicidal Tendencies both did that before.

 

[PinkThrone]

What do you mean "only". Our infomercials are worthless exercise machines that don't work and blenders.

I know, we import you're commercials

 

[Metal head87]

You do? Hahahahaha, revenge for getting pornographic infomercials!

By the way, does anyone know what those people are doing before the infomercials? They have got to be on some kind of drug to get that excited about a blender. Did you ever see that Magic Bullet one? They were even more excited than a baby in a strip club, or an adult in a strip club! I thought they were going to have an orgasm because of a blender, which is a piece of shit anyways. 10 seconds or less? Ha! It used to take me 10 minutes to make chumus since it keeps overheating. Much longer to make protein shakes because that thing couldn't crush through ice. The Hamilton Beach personal blender works much better.