Metal ringtones?

I'm told I need a Nokia 3315, which I'm paying for upfront but insisting on the most basic model. None of yer bloody new fangled la-di-da unnecessary functions for this little black duck, thankyou! If I had my way I'd just get two soup cans joined together with a bit of string, though it's kind of hard to get through to a cab company on one of those :).

Blitz, I've had a look at the site you recommended and have decided on "Parasite" by KISS. Best. Frehley. Riff. Ever.

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