Metallica discussing their upcoming tour. (this is real....no, seriously....)

[no country for old wainds]

James: let's play low man's lyric first!
Band manager guy: no james
Lars: you always want to play that!
James: so, it rawks! go on please!
Band manager guy: not after the last time you attempted to play it, you know the crowds reaction
Lars: i regret enough putting it on reload, we did enough experimental shit back then...
James: pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeeeeee! c'mon you guys! you know i love you!
Lars: oh not again
James: kirk you love to play that song don't you!
Kirk (gazing happily out of the window): huh, what? uh yeah, sure
James: then it's settled! low man's lyric it is!
Lars: Now james....we need money....this isn't going to help us....
James: We're rich as fuck!
Lars: YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH MONEY! WE NEED MORE! Isn't that right Kirk?
Kirk: Huh? What? Ok cool, whatever
Fred Durst: (enters room) Hey boyz, you in da jacko 4 dee scoota? freeway style!
Lars: Uh, not right now Fred, we're quite busy.
Fred: ok boyz (leaves room)


or something...

 

[Horgh]

what

 

[Hatebreeder33]

ok.

 

[no country for old wainds]

ok.

what

Two English teachers in the making.


I know, I know, this thread is a pathetic plea for attention...but I only wrote the second half... ....

 

[Ormir]

no

 

[Immortal Death]

Violently unimportant and yet probably very accurate... killtastic...?

 

[blakmetalemp]

 

[Cyclonus]

\m/ Low Mans Lyric \m/

 

[no country for old wainds]

\m/ Low Mans Lyric \m/

Is it the Scottish bagpipes that do it for you?

 

[Horgh]

Originally posted by Guardian of Darkness
Is it the Scottish bagpipes that do it for you?

I personally have always enjoyed the deep, emotional lyrics, and Hetfield's honest and very touching voice.

 

[SymbolicDeath666]

Metallica ownz damn it

 

[dill_the_devil]

Anyone seen that Sum 41 video that consists entirely of action figures? It's worth seeing purely for the sight of the Todd McFarlane designed James Hetfield figure waving an anti-Napster banner in the crowd (which consists of Korn dolls, action figures of The Osbornes, Eddie The 'Ead and Jesus Christ, amongst others).

Well, I thought it was funny...

 

[ffanatic]

"My fingers seek my veins"

-the fuck?

 

[TheBigJones47]

Originally posted by Guardian of Darkness
Is it the Scottish bagpipes that do it for you?

it's a hurdy-gurdy, not bagpipes.

now, everyone say it with me... "Thank you, obnoxious nit-picky asshole guy!!"

 

[Soul_Schizm]

I'm so glad I have no clue what the fuck any of you are talking about.

Fuck Metallica. Fuck 'em in the ass with a big rubber dick.

--S

 

[Immortal Death]

Originally posted by Soul_Schizm
I'm so glad I have no clue what the fuck any of you are talking about.

Fuck Metallica. Fuck 'em in the ass with a big rubber dick.

--S

I agree...

80s Metallica = Metal Gods
Post-Justice Metallica = ............

 

[Ultimate_Symphony]

heh, sorry but that joke was lame

 

[Loco Bahamut]

beating on a dead horse anyone?