Metal's Dark Side: Volume 1

[DarkNoise]

So I'm bored and decided to watch this since it was a watch instantly on Netflix. I didn't even see Nevermore advertised in the description, but they were interviewed. And a few quotes from Mr. Dane caught me -

cock juggling thundercunts

cunt... it's normally a taboo word that i'm enjoying using

not walmart, probably owned by mormons. fuck em.

I'm also curious, if Warrel is around, was Jasmine St Claire a decent interviewer? Some of the other interviews on the video she seems like she's trying way too hard to be 'metal'... espeically the Death Angel one.

And I was upset by the severe lack of a Jim in the interview.

 

[El Stormo]

Did she call him Wally Dane?

 

[DarkNoise]

lol, no... that would've been awesome though

 

[derek]

I'd punch St Claire directly in the face and swiftly move on. Whore.

 

[El Stormo]

Did an image search on Jasmine St. Claire. Either something's wrong with my typing skills, or what's a porn star doing interviewing a metal band?

 

[derek]

She's a fucking POLYMATH man, all those porn stars are. Clearly there is something didactic about being gang banged.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

headbanging, gang-banging... Maybe they're not that dissimilar. Or maybe because of the TITS

 

[El Stormo]

She's a fucking POLYMATH man, all those porn stars are. Clearly there is something didactic about being gang banged.

That's because there's something intelligent in every woman. But you've gotta put it in yourself.

 

[derek]

The old ones are the best!