microwaving alcohol (specifically whiskey)

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any real life experience here?>

reasoning:
alcoholobog is in the HOUSE OF GOD says:
Jameson is officially only to be drunk warm
alcoholobog is in the HOUSE OF GOD says:
the difference between it on the rocks and straight was so crazy that I am considering microwaving it
 
Microwave it hardboiled and it will explode.

And I WOULD do it (the alcohol), if the consequences didn't involve the possibility of my dad thoroughly beating me down for ruining his microwave.
 
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I *always* drink my single malt scotches neat with no ice.
Good whiskey/ scotch needs to be served in a big glass, neat, and the warmth of
your hands should keep it warm

microwave???? no... that's bad bad bad.
 
Don't microwave alcohol. If you need to heat it, the best way is to pour some into a heat-tolerant recepticle, i.e. a coffee mug or a sake pourer, etc., and then place it into a pot of heated/simmering water. This will slolwy heat the alcohol but not create such molecular chaos as to totally screw with the taste. Also allows for better temperature control.
 
alcomaholic beverages are to be enjoyed cold. high class booze would be the exception, but Jameson doesnt fit into that category.



(im not dissing Jameson, i like it. ive got a bottle right now in fact.)
 
well then its obviously not 100 fucking degrees where you live haha

being hot + warming booze feeling in the throat makes me wanna retch
 
As has been previously said; bourbon, scotch, and Cognacs should all be served in a snifter and should only be about as warm as your body temperature. The reason there's so much surface area on the bottom of a snifter is because that's where you hold it, your hand warms it, and brings out the best taste from it at that temperature.
Microwaving is a no-no. I can't even imagine what that'll do the molecular structure, not to mention that the evaporation/boiling point of alcohol is a LOT lower than something such as water. Such is the concept of fermentation: bring the temperature up of an alcoholic concoction and the first thing to evaporate will be the alcohol, along with some other parts of the liquid that have a low boiling point. Catch it, let it recondense, and the product is a liquid that is much more refined and has much more alcohol.


A similar concept is that of the drinking temperature of ales and lagers. I'm sure we all know that all of the cheaper beers taste like absolute shit (moreso than they already do) when they're warm. There's a reason for this:
All of those beers are lagers, for the most part. Budweiser, Coors, MGD, etc. This means they're all fermented from a strain of bottom fermenting yeast, and bottom fermenting typically ferment at temperatures around 45-60 degrees, give or take.
Ales are the opposite. They're made using top-fermenting strains of yeast, which typically ferment at closer to room temperature. If you've ever noticed that a lot of the body, overall taste, and the nose (smell) of an ale comes out more once it warms up, there's your answer.

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