Mistress Masie

[Troyanasy]

Hi
Happy Thangsgiving (you are Canadian)

 

[Captain Beard]

What's the story behind Canada's Thanksgiving?

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Our Turkey's live in maple trees, they live off syrup.

Fucking bitches to hunt, but AWESOME to kill.

When you eat them, they're already full of syrup.....the talented people make panturkes...others just shove the sucker on a hockey stick and chomp down.

 

[Captain Beard]

panturkes, hahahahahahaha

 

[MajestikMøøse]

The best way to hunt a turkey is the traditional lumberjack method.

just cut the fucking tree down, then you can make yourself a cabin, and you get a turkey! what more could you ask for?

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Trees made of bricks.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

well you obviously don't come from the Black Metal Forest, thats how we do things over there.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Well, I'd prefer a brick house so that goddamned wolf doesn't come after my pigs.

But noooo, you go ahead and lose all your pigs, and die from a lack of bacon.

OH! BUt don't come crying to me. Bitch.

 

[Mistress Masie]

Yes Troy, I am canadian but I live in the states eh?

Happy thanksgiving to you.

I will celebrate turkey day in November.

Tonight I enjoyed a roasted penguin.

*Burp*

Oh my. 'Scuse me.

 

[Troyanasy]

Bird Fetish

 

[Captain Beard]

Send me a spear made of Turkeymaple, so I may smite the unworthy.

Nicodemix lives in the Black Metal Forests, I get to live in the Glamrock flatlands...

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

I live on the thrash waterfront. Or something like that.

 

[neal]

i used to live in mariachi country, but i moved out of that goddamned place. my new neighbors probably like rap or some shit.
-neal

 

[Fragile]

What's the story behind Canada's Thanksgiving?

The same as the American story really.

We only have it earlier cause our harvest is earlier. That's really the only reason (unless I am mistaken)