yeah, 5 grand and poof, its gone? those things are better than computers in terms of resale, i bet.
mm BLACK MAN ON A SEGWAY
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preppy, unlike bikes, segways also provide their rider with an invisible cone of heat surrounding them, shielding them from the elements.
A BIKE requires EFFORT to use.
You know, last night I was poking around on Amazon.com's Segway-selling site section, and it occured to me that although the photos all show young, healthy, trim folks smoothly using their Segways to make their lives easier...if the Segway catches on, its users will primarily be enormously obese from NEVER, EVER WALKING (and I think future versions are going to be able to climb stairs).
You know, last night I was poking around on Amazon.com's Segway-selling site section, and it occured to me that although the photos all show young, healthy, trim folks smoothly using their Segways to make their lives easier...if the Segway catches on, its users will primarily be enormously obese from NEVER, EVER WALKING (and I think future versions are going to be able to climb stairs).
Alright...Japanese Cowboy, take it...
Straight in from... fuck it....
1, 2, 3, 4, oh!
Like a Japanese cowboy or a brother on skates
Like a blizzard in Georgia or a train runnin' late
I call out your name girl in the heat of the night
And nobody answers 'cause somethin' ain't right
Breakfast at Shoney's at $2.99
Saved me some money and eased up my mind
I'm walkin' in circles and feelin' the pain
I'm tossin' and turnin' and cryin' in vain
Like a Japanese cowboy or a brother on skates
Like a blizzard in Georgia or a train runnin' late
I call out your name girl in the heat of the night
And nobody answers 'cause somethin' ain't right
Here we go
I'm ridin' at midnight and crossin' the line
From the rain in my windshield and the tears in my eyes
Now the bedroom is empty and I spent my last dime
And the lovers are leavin', I got nothin' but time,
I got you on my mind
Like a Japanese cowboy or a brother on skates
Like a blizzard in Georgia or a train runnin' late
I call out your name girl in the heat of the night
And nobody answers 'cause somethin' ain't right
Straight in from... fuck it....
1, 2, 3, 4, oh!
Like a Japanese cowboy or a brother on skates
Like a blizzard in Georgia or a train runnin' late
I call out your name girl in the heat of the night
And nobody answers 'cause somethin' ain't right
Breakfast at Shoney's at $2.99
Saved me some money and eased up my mind
I'm walkin' in circles and feelin' the pain
I'm tossin' and turnin' and cryin' in vain
Like a Japanese cowboy or a brother on skates
Like a blizzard in Georgia or a train runnin' late
I call out your name girl in the heat of the night
And nobody answers 'cause somethin' ain't right
Here we go
I'm ridin' at midnight and crossin' the line
From the rain in my windshield and the tears in my eyes
Now the bedroom is empty and I spent my last dime
And the lovers are leavin', I got nothin' but time,
I got you on my mind
Like a Japanese cowboy or a brother on skates
Like a blizzard in Georgia or a train runnin' late
I call out your name girl in the heat of the night
And nobody answers 'cause somethin' ain't right
The Dope
Hi.
I was thinking over the weekend...I bet I could put down five hundred bucks and pay off the rest of the Segway in installments!
