Mmm....shudder

Jul 14, 2008
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Then we took a moment to cradle the answer. Time hug a friend. Punch a friend. Eat an egg. You want my wipes, don't you. Indeed, old man. Indeed.
 
I can't drink any more because I very nearly got killed by saying very rude things to a chick in front of her dude. I always go off the rails after a certain number of beers + shots and I can't really do it any more. There are too many things I want to do in life and some of them require still being decent looking.