More humour... A warning for men

War Machine 212

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Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and
local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink
from any woman.

Many females use a dating drug on the market called "Beer"
to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in
liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in
bottles, cans, from taps, and in large "kegs". Beer is used
by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade
their male victims to go home and have sex with them.
Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a bloke to consume a
few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings
attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.

After several Beers, men will often succumb to desires to
perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they
would never normally be attracted. After drinking Beer, men
often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what
happened, feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other
times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
savings, in a familiar scam known as "A Relationship". It
has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even
be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a
longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as
"Marriage". Apparently, men are much more susceptible to
this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by
the predatory females.
 
tedvanfrehley said:
You could also forgo the liquid weapon, "Beer" and replace it with, in my case, BROWNIES!

I have a sweet tooth like nobody's business!
mmmmmmmmmmmm brownies....need a drooling smiley now!!! top those brownies with peanut butter and mmmmmmmm mmmmmm good!