Dude, Steph is too busy at concerts to say "hi" anyways. She's all like, taking pictures or hanging out with the band or piercing body parts. Plus she's a woman so you know she's going to be late. Like this one time at a Strapping Young Lad show she was late and had to take pictures of Fear Factory instead. So, she must've been all pissed because she missed Devin Townsend talk about his hemorhoid (I know I would be), because when I said "Hi" she was all like, "Dude, I'm MetalSteph. You're lucky Chris is lifting weights right now otherwise I would have him decaptitate you with his custom Ibanez 7-string." I was like, "It's 11:30 at night...are there even any gyms open right now?" She just walked away, and as she exited the club she kicked a midget right in the nuts.
At least that's what I remember after my $100 bar tab.