Morning Pax

[Black Lagoon]

You cockney twat!

 

[Black Lagoon]

Oh he's gone now.

 

[Sammi951]

Oi, stop calling him a cockney!!

 

[Paxoman]

Er........hello to you to pasty boy! Was on a course yesterday, so wasn't on here all day.

Sammi - Oi shaaaat it you slaaaaag!

 

[Fingers]

No offence Pax,

Is "pasty" cockerney for "Pastie" ?

Or are you saying Mr Lagoon is looking pasty ?

 

[Black Lagoon]

 

[Paxoman]

Yeah I meant pastie! God, I'm turning into Wilks!

 

[Sammi951]

Well we spell it "pasty" as in Cornish, not as in "you poor thing, you're looking a bit..."

 

[Nilion]

and what does that means???? i only know common english, slang is one big mystery to me

 

[Sammi951]

Well, Nilion, a Cornish "pasty" is food...it's pastry, with filling inside, kind of like a pie but a different shape...and if you say someone "looks pasty", it just means they look a bit pale/ill.

 

[Crusader]

Nilion, learn from Sammi951, she taught me all the cockney slangs! .............................pasty?

 

[Sammi951]

Thanks Crusader..I always knew I should have been a teacher!!

 

[Nilion]

heehee thanks for explaining

 

[Crusader]

in my englishbook it is a page about "The Cockney Londoner"

"It's an 'edge'og. It's really two words, 'edge and 'og. They bof start wiv an aitch."

 

[Paxoman]

Well actually a Cockney is someone born in a certain part of London. But to anyone form Southern England, a Cockney is anyone from London! To anyone from Northern England, a Cockney is someone from Southern England!

 

[Black Lagoon]

...and to someone from Cornwall a Cockney is a Wanka!

 

[Paxoman]

Shaaat ya marf you fisherman tosser!

 

[Nilion]

hmmz when am I going to london with school again?