morning wood

[20Mg]

mum and niece came over for a visit. I was sleeping but the blanket somehow ended up on the floor. i was wearing boxers.. and its the type where theres no front button. Fuck.

 

[HeadCrusher]

well at least they can't give you shit for that since it's perfectly natural and your mum probably knows that. your niece on the other hand... depends how old she is i guess.
anyway, i guess it was kind of embarrassing. so what happened then?

 

[20Mg]

Shes 8. Well, i didnt really realize at first, then i looked at them and told them to not bother me. ( morning temper ) then i told my girl about it. She laughed, im embarresed. Ill skip dinner tonight.

 

[Nebulous]

LMAO. Gold.

At least you didn't have your hand wrapped around it.

 

[GarethSE]

it happens to the best of us man

 

[fade_2_black]

Morning glory FTW

 

[Loren Littlejohn]

I get ridiculous morning wood when I have to piss real bad.

 

[Metaltastic]

I get ridiculous morning wood when I have to piss real bad.

Definitely NOT one of life's more pleasant sensations

 

[iamandy]

i once..got woken up by a loud banging noise(my parents told me they were going out, so i went back to bed) and i ran out of my room in my boxers ready to kick some arse(i thought we were getting burgled again...in daylight).. turns out it was just my dad working on something in the bathroom, and i my fella was at full attention aswell. Most awkward situation ever.

 

[Erik Monsonis]

LMAO. Gold.

At least you didn't have your hand wrapped around it.

I hope so

 

[Jevil]

A friend of mine got home drunk and decided to have a wank but he did with a condom on, so he wouldn't need to clean the cum.
But he felt asleep.
In the morning his mother went into the room and found his son sleeping nude with the condom on.
They never talked about it.

 

[HeadCrusher]

LMAO but he talked to you about it? I would have kept my mouth shut.

 

[P-E]

A friend of mine got home drunk and decided to have a wank but he did with a condom on, so he wouldn't need to clean the cum.
But he felt asleep.
In the morning his mother went into the room and found his son sleeping nude with the condom on.
They never talked about it.

Silence is golden.

 

[Jevil]

LMAO but he talked to you about it? I would have kept my mouth shut.

He didn't talk to me, but once he told it to another friend and this friens told it to everybody, since the guy doesn't know we know the story.

 

[Jaymz]

I get ridiculous morning wood when I have to piss real bad.

I read this as:

I get ridiculous morning wood when I have to piss the bed

i once..got woken up by a loud banging noise(my parents told me they were going out, so i went back to bed) and i ran out of my room in my boxers ready to kick some arse(i thought we were getting burgled again...in daylight).. turns out it was just my dad working on something in the bathroom, and i my fella was at full attention aswell. Most awkward situation ever.

Hahahahahaha man thats fucking gold right there! I can only imagine the feeling!

 

[lilhermiejobo]

this entire thread spawns the lawlz

 

[Notuern]

Damn i feel lucky almost never having morning wood right now!

 

[GarethSE]

last time i had morning wood was yesterday evening
before that it must have been at least a year and a half ago.

seriously, just piss before you sleep and youre sorted.

 

[20Mg]

last time i had morning wood was yesterday evening
before that it must have been at least a year and a half ago.

seriously, just piss before you sleep and youre sorted.

hard to piss when theres a boner eh?
i get this every morning

 

[Nebulous]

last time i had morning wood was yesterday evening
before that it must have been at least a year and a half ago.

seriously, just piss before you sleep and youre sorted.

Vampire?