Moses was on drugs.

Seriously, all of these "horror" stories make me want to try these things that I never dared touch before. I just want the stories to tell, tbh. Perhaps I could just get an imagination and stand pat.

I just want the experience more than the ability to tell stories.
 
I've never heard any comedic stories about DXM use aside from the dude who someone survived a 2000mg dose and woke up 2 days later 500 miles away from home.
 
First of all, you damn Jews and Christians are just believing in the wrong God. It wasn't drugs or Jehovah or any other of that piddly bullshit - it was pasta:

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