Moses was on drugs.

First of all, you damn Jews and Christians are just believing in the wrong God. It wasn't drugs or Jehovah or any other of that piddly bullshit - it was pasta:

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Flying Spaghetti Monster FTW!
 
Some speculate that drug use opens an individual's senses to the spiritual realm. The word often used for witchraft in the Bible is something like pharmakaia, the word which ******** came from.

Why can't I type ********?